LOOIS HAMILTON: MERCEDES FOR 3 OR 4 MORE YEARS. HE WILL RETIRE WHEN HE GETS 10 CHAMPIONSHIPS. WHICH WILL BE IN 2023 I PREDICT.
VALTTERI BOTTAS: WILL STAY AT ALFA ROMEO FOR FIVE YARS THEN GO TO FINLAND FOR RALLYING.
MAX BOBAPPEN: RED BOOL UNTIL CURRENT CONTRACT RUNS OUT. THEN WHEN THEY BUILD A SHIT BOX FOR 2022 OR 2026 REGS HE WILL LEAVE FOR BEST TEAM. EITHER MERCEDEEZ OR FRRARI.
SERGIO PEREZ: WILL STSAY AT RED BOOL FOR ONE MOAR YEER THEN RETIRE. LETTING PIERRE GAS IN.
CHARLERS LEKLERK. FERRARI GOLDEN BOY. WILL STAY UNTIL FUCKIN 2030 OR SMTH. HONESLTY I DONT EVER SEE HIM LEAVING FERRARI.
CARLOS SINZ. FERRARI FOR THREE OR FOUR YEARS. THEN WILL GET BOOTED OUT FOR A YOUNG JUNIOR AND GO TO ALFA ROMEO REPLACE BOTTAS? OR MAYBE BACK TO MCLARN TO REPLACE DANIEL SHITTARDO.
NORRIS: HE WILL STAY AT MCLARN FOR A WHILE. HE WILL PROB LEAVE IN FIVE,S IX, SEVEN YEARS TO GO TO MERCEDES OR SOMETHING. HE COULD ALSO DO BIG SURPRISE INDYCAR. MAYBE HE GOES TO INDYCAR AND PATO OBORED COMES TO F JUAN.
DANIEL RICHARDO. HE WILL UNDERWHELM AT MCLAREN. THEN HE WILL RETIRE TO DO PHOTOSHOOTS IN THE OUTBACK DAILY.
ALONSO: STAYS FOR TWO MORE YEARS. THEN REPLACED BY PIASTRI.
OCON: WILL GET FIRED ROFL BAD. IN 2024. HE MIGHT GO TO WILLIAMS? NO WAY GOING TO MERCEDEEZ. AFTER THAT WHO TF KNOWS. ALPINE HAS A WEC TEAM MAYBE HE GOES THERE FOR LE MOMS.
PIERRE GASLY: WILL GO TO RBR FOR A YEAR OR TWO AFTER PEREZ RETIRE. AFTER THAT HE GO TO ALPINE I PREDICT. TEAMMATE OF PIASTREE.
YUKI TSUNODA: OVERHYPED AND WILL LEAVE F1 BY 2024. GOES AND WINS FIVE SUPERFORMULA CHAMPIONSHIPS IN YAPAN.
VETTEL: RETIRES IN 2026 WHEN HE REALIZES ASTON MARTIN CANT BUILT A CAR FOR ANYTHING.
STROOL: STAYS IN F1 FOR A LONG TIME AS DECENT MIDFIELDER AT STROLL F1 AKA ASTOM BARBIN.
JORG "GOD" RUSSELL: WINS WDC AT MERCEDEEZ NUTS. THEN GETS MAD AT TOTO BOLFF AND GOES TO ASTON AMRTIN REPLACE VEBBEL?
LATEETHI: OUT OF F1 IN 2023 REPLACE DBY LOGAL SANGAETN AND FREDIK VESTI . .
RIKKONEN: RETIRES THIS YEAR. NEVER SEEN ON THE FACE OF THE EARATH AGAIN.
GIOVINAZZI: FERRARI HYPERCAR AND FE COMBO.
MAZEPIN: STAYS IN F1 UNTIL 2024 OR SO. WHEN DMITRY AND GENE SELL TEAM TO NEW BACKERS.
MSC: OVERRATED. MIGHT FIND A SEAT BECAUSE OF LAST NAME. ONLY BECOMES A MIDFIELD DRIVER EVER.
GUANYU ZHO: F1 FOR THREE YEARS. THEN DOES RANDOM SHIT. BECOMES NFT COLLECTOR.
ALBON: WILLIAMS FOR A FEW YEARS. NOT ANY GOOD WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. FOR SOME STUPOD REASON HE BECOME ASTON MARTIN DRIVER. IG LANCE STROLL IS FRIENDS WITH H
... keep reading on reddit β‘I wonder if this could be a loophole to stay under the budget cap?
Alfa Romeo Racing Orlen signed Kimi Raikkonen and Antonio Giovinazzi in 2019, and they are both now in their third season in a row with the team.
Kimi joined Alfa Romeo after leaving Ferrari, surprising many who thought he would retire after the 2018 season. Giovinazzi got the other seat after Charles Leclerc, got promoted to Ferrari.
Alfa Romeo and Ferrari have a deal, where the latter has control over the second Alfa seat, in exchange for discounts on the engine (among other benefits). Ferrari use this seat to train and evaluate their junior drivers.
Driver performance
In their first two seasons, Raikkonen and Giovinazzi were fairly equal. Raikkonen had the upper hand in the races, which was expectable due to his experience in the sport, but Giovinazzi was able to match him in qualifying.
Yet equalling a 40-year-old Kimi in quali was not seen as a very big achievement by Ferrari. They evidently didnt see enough promise in Giovinazzi, when they chose Sainz from outside their junior program to partner Leclerc instead.
As such, Giovinazzi is now in a weird position. He was extended for the 2021 season in the Ferrari-owned seat, despite not having any real prospects of joining the main team anymore. Last season I thought that one of Schumacher, Ilott or Shwartzman would partner Kimi in 2021. But instead Mick went to Haas, Ilott went nowhere and Shwartzman's F2 title challenge faltered, resulting in him doing another season in the Prema.
Both Kimi's and Antonio's contracts end this year, and both seats are highly contested.
All the candidates for Alfa Romeo in 2022:
For Giovinazzi's seat:
Robert Shwartzman
Shwartzman is the best Ferrari junior right now. He is the most likely candidate to take Giovinazzi's seat next season. He impressed a lot of people in his rookie F2 season, and he is one of the favourites to win the championship this year. Mistakes and bad luck have been a problem for him in the first few races, but his raw pace is still there great. If he wins the F2 championship, or finishes atleast in the top 3 this season, I think he'll be in F1 next year.
Marcus Armstrong
Armstrong is another Ferrari junior in F2, driving now in his second season. He lost out to Shwartzman in F3 when they were teammates, and failed to impress in his first season of F2. Some may say that this was due to the "cursed" second ART seat, but he is now driving for DAMS this season. He has n
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
