A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"

Slim to Nun?

(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)

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👤︎ u/megad1rt
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What do you call a bovine with an eating disorder?

A BULLimic

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I think I have an eating disorder.

I keep biting my cheek.

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👤︎ u/KJax1776
📅︎ Dec 10 2015
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My eating disorder

I'm overweight so this is one of my favorites: I'm half bulimic, I binge-eat but don't purge, as a result I'm now anorexic, coz every time I look in the mirror I see a fat person.

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I decided to donate my recent winnings in am eating contest to an organisation for eating disorders

They refused, claimed it was tasteless

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Sir, why aren't you eating dat order?

Because of eating disorder.

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Sir, why aren't you eating dat order?

Because of eating disorder.

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