Die preparation Puns

A list of puns related to "Die preparation"

Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..

You keeled my father. Prepare two die.

*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?

^(What a freaking professional)

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👤︎ u/calvinweight
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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A man came back to his home one day to find his relatives crying near the house

He asked what was wrong and they told him that his wife had died and that they were preparing to bury her.

The man replied: "that's grave news!"

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👤︎ u/Kvohlu
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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