Diane Hegarty Puns

Edit: you can disagree but downvoting the post is unnecessary and feels a mean :(

1. Kim Spradlin (One World and Winners at War)

2. Jeremy Collins (San Juan Del Sur, Cambodia and Winners at War)

3. Parvati Shallow (Cook Islands, Micronesia, Heroes vs Villains and Winners at War)

4. Tyson Apostol (Tocantins, Heroes vs Villains, Blood vs Water and Winners at War)

5. Robert Mariano (Marqueses, All Stars, Heroes vs Villains, Redemption Island, Island of Idols and Winners at War)

6. Sarah Lacina (Cagayan, Game Changers and Winners at War)

7. Cirie Fields (Panama, Micronesia, Heroes vs Villains and Game Changers)

8. Tony Vlachos (Cagayan, Game Changers, Winners at War)

9. Sandra Diaz Twine (Pearl Islands, Heroes vs Villains, Game Changers, Island of Idols, Winners at War)

10. Yul Kwon (Cook Islands and Winners at War)

11. Michele Fitzgerald (Koah Rong and Winners at War)

12. Sophie Clarke (South Pacific and Winners at War)

13. Todd Herzog (China)

14. Tom Westman (Palau and Heroes vs Villains)

15. Earl Cole (Fiji)

16. Hayden Moss (Blood vs Water)

17. J.T Thomas (Tocantins, Heroes vs Villains and Game Changers)

18. Natalie Anderson (San Juan Del Sur and Winners at War)

19. Wendell Holland (Ghost Island and Winners at War)

20. Rob Cesternino (Amazon and All Stars)

21. Domenick Abate (Ghost Island)

22. Brian Heidk (Thailand)

23. Malcolm Freberg (Phillipines, Caramoan and Game Changers)

24. Richard Hatch (Borneo and All Stars)

25. Denise Stapely (Philippines and Winners at War)

26. Tina Wesson (Australian Outback, All Stars and Blood vs Water)

27. Chris Daughtery (Vanuatu)

28. Cydney Gillon (Koah Rong)

29. Vecepia Towery (Marqueses)

30. Ozzy Lusth (Cook Islands, Micronesia, South Pacific and Game Changers)

31. Amber Brkich (Australian Outback, All Stars and Winners at War)

32. Adam Klein (Millennials vs Gen X and Winners at War)

33. Lauren Beck (Island of Idol)

34. David Wright (Millennials vs Gen X and Edge of Extinction)

35. Johnny FairPlay (Pear Islands and Micronesia)

36. Kathy Vaverick O’Brien (Marqueses and All stars)

37. Aras Baskquskas (Panama and Blood vs Water)

38. Victoria Baamonde (Edge of Extinction)

39. Stephen Fishbach (Tocantins and Cambodia)

40. Lex Van Den Berghe (Africa and All Stars)

41. Jenna Lewis (Borneo and All Stars)

42. Dawn Meehan (South Pacific and Caramoan)

43. Taj Johnson-George (Tocantins)

44. Ethan Zohn (Africa, All Stars and Winner at War)

45. Andrea Boehlke (Redemption Island, Caramoan,

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Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

second hand stores!

it's Hans free now..

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

Feyonce

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

You look for the fresh prints!

Transparent

(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)

(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)

It’s a dad-ly disease.

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldn’t mean a thing 😉

Oops, wrong sub.

Attire

I'd accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

Our newborn was sleeping on my chest yesterday. She woke up crying. "Woke up on the wrong side of the dad huh?" I said. She stopped crying.... Felt good.

It was the least I could do for him

A+ (35):

Richard (Borneo)

Sue (Borneo)

Colby (AO)

Jerri Manthey (AO)

Lex (Africa)

Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien (Marquesas)

Sean Rector

Helen

Lill

Jonny Fairplay (PI)

Rupert (PI)

Boston Rob (All-Stars)

Twilia

Ami (Vanuatu)

Ian

Stephenie (Palau)

Cirie (EI)

Shane

Jonathan Penner (CI)

Dreamz

Yau-Man (Fiji)

James Clement (China)

Sugar (Gabon)

Coach (Tocantins)

Coach (SP)

Cochran (SP)

Lisa Whelchel

Tony (Cagayan)

Mike Holloway

Aubry (KR)

Tai (KR)

David Wright (MvGX)

Ben Driebergen (HvHvH)

Angelina

Tony (WaW)

A (45):

Kelly Wiglesworth (Borneo)

Boston Rob (Marquesas)

Brian Heidik

Clay

Jenna Morasca (Amazon)

Matt von Ertfelda

Rob Cesternino (Amazon)

Andrew Savage (PI)

Chris Daugherty

Eliza (Vanuatu)

Tom Westman (Palau)

Stephenie (Guatemala)

Rafe

Judd Sergeant

Terry Dietz (EI)

Kenny Hoang

Randy Bailey (Gabon)

Russell Hantz (Samoa)

Parvati (HvV)

Russell Hantz (HvV)

NaOnka

Boston Rob (RI)

Phillip (RI)

Ozzy (SP)

Brandon (SP)

Abi-Maria (Philippines)

Cochran (Caramoan)

Dawn (Caramoan)

Monica (BvW)

Ciera (BvW)

Kass (Cagayan)

Spencer Bledsoe (Cagayan)

Keith Nale (SJDS)

Jon Misch

Rodney

Dan Foley

Shirin (WA)

Jeremy (Cambodia)

Spencer Bledsoe (Cambodia)

Adam Klein (MvGX)

Chrissy

Christian

Rick Devins

Janet Carbin

Karishma

A- (60):

Rudy (Borneo)

Colleen

Tina (AO)

Keith (AO)

Michael Skupin (AO)

Big Tom (Africa)

Lindsey Richter

Paschal

John Carroll

Shii-Ann

Robb Z

Christy

Deena

Sandra (PI)

Burton (PI)

Lex (All-Stars)

Katie (Palau)

Courtney (EI)

Yul (CI)

Todd

Courtney Yates (China)

Peih-Gee (China)

Amanda (Micronesia)

Cirie (Micronesia)

Erik Reichenbach (Micronesia)

Crystal

J.T. (Tocantins)

Shambo

Sandra (HvV)

J.T. (HvV)

Coach (HvV)

Fabio

Chase

Holly

Jane

Marty

Matt Elrod

Denise Stapley (Philippines)

Michael Skupin (Philippines)

Malcolm (Philippines)

Tyson (BvW)

Trish Hegarty

Natalie Anderson (SJDS)

Jenn Brown

Stephen (Cambodia)

Jason Kyle (KR)

Scot

Cirie (GC)

Lauren Rimmer

Dominick

Donathan

Kellyn

Nick Wilson (DvG)

Noura

Elaine

Michele Fitzgerald (WaW)

Sarah Lacina (WaW)

Ben Briebergen (WaW)

B+ (95)

Sean Kenniff

Gervase (Borneo)

Jenna Lewis (Borneo)

Greg Buis

Elisabeth Filarski

Roger Bingham

Ethan Zohn (Africa)

Frank

Silas

Neleh

Tammy

Gina

Jan

Ted

Jake

Ghandia

Heidi

Roger Sexton

Osten

Amber (All-Stars)

Rupert (All-Stars)

Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien (All-Stars)

Richard (All

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10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too