How fast did thors hammer get destroyed?

Hela fast

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📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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A shocking match

Did you hear about the Chess Grandmaster who, after he lost a match, destroyed the table with a massive hammer and called lightning bolts down to destroy his opponent's car?

He was banned from future competitions for being such a Thor loser.

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Get the Chicken to Thaw

Wife: Can you get some chicken to thaw?

Dad: Hmm. Hey Son, didn't they destroy the rainbow bridge?

Son: what??

Dad: To Asgard, didn't they destroy the bridge?

Son: Yes........why.......?

Dad: I'm just not sure how I'm gonna get the chicken to Thor that's all.

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