Debtor days Puns

I need some people to help me coordinate and prepare to get this going officially.

I’ll post some skill sets that I see as useful. If you want to volunteer to help please pm me and tell me how you would be of value in getting this started. I’ll probably miss some skills on this list so please few free to explain anything when you PM me

-derail oriented -legal experience -experience working on political campaigns -financial modeling -Economic research -data analysis -lobbying -impeccable organization skills -experience in campaign (opposition research is a huge plus since we need to make sure there’s no dirt out there to slander any of the major faces of this movement) -any other skills you think could be useful please pm me

"Boy, did we screw up! What a mess!" - Charles Koch, who is ready to (hahah) unite the country now (hahahahaha)

Praising Arizona

The disgraced lame-duck president and some of his closest advisers continue to fantasize about executing a coup d’etat, but they now have to grapple with the absence of a few key ingredients. Like lawyers. And political allies. And security officers. Happy Friday the 13th: Jason is after us but he forgot his chainsaw and hockey mask and also his pants keep falling down.

• As the New York Times reported Thursday, President Trump continues to harangue his closest aides over a “survival scenario” where Republican legislatures in multiple states President-elect Joe Biden won ignore the results and appoint enough Trump electors to install him for a second term. The good news is Trump is just a man incapable of working through the stages of his grief, and these conversations reportedly aren’t “detailed” or “serious.” The (unmentioned) bad news: The president of the United States and his advisers continue to mull over schemes to bring American democracy to an end.

• Also bad: Their “deliberations” keep spilling out into the public. Friday morning on Fox Business Channel, Trump economic adviser/Downfall bunker-scene extra Peter Navarro claimed “We’re moving forward here at the White House under the assumption that there will be a second Trump term.” (There will not.) Also on Fфx BusiЙess, White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany rebutted the suggestion that it’d look bad for Trump to skip Inauguration Day thusly: "I think the president will attend his own inauguration." (He will not.)

• The best indication that even Trump knows this is all just corrosive psychological warfare is that he’s already planning to run for president in 2024 (which only makes sense if he’s accepted that he lost). According to the Times we should expect him to announce his 2024 candidacy after Biden has been certified the winner in 270 Electoral Votes worth of states. Note to Biden

Amen :)