When I came home today my wife had some Little Debbie Zerbra Cakes on the counter. I pick one up and say "A Zebra Cake?"

"Don't mind if I Zoo."

She just gave me a glare and went back to what she was doing.

Totally worth it.

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👤︎ u/wene324
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What is Debbie Downers favorite beverage?

Sighder

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👤︎ u/uneeq33
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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Little Debbie and the Pilsbury Dough Boy walk into a bar

Bartender says, "I see bread people."

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There's Negative Nancy... Debbie Downer... Chatty Cathy... but where did Peeping Tom come from?

In the bushes, outside the window.

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After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.

But she still won't admit she framed me.

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What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?

Little Debbie

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Why did the fat guy leave the store?

He forgot his Debbie card

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👤︎ u/CreepOut75
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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My father in law stands corrected

He posted this on Facebook yesterday:

I noticed that when I stood I leaned slightly to the left. My wife insisted that I go to the doctor, against my will. He diagnosed my left leg slightly shorter than my right. Adding insoles to my shoe cured me. Debbie reminded me how I doubted her about going to the doctor. I replied, "I stand corrected."

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👤︎ u/solstice4l
📅︎ Mar 18 2016
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The kind of stuff we deal with on a daily basis

So my mom is talking to my dad at the dinner table Mom: So I found a new women's gym! Dad: Yeah? I found a new men's Debbie

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