Dead reckoning Puns

and noticed they were setting out the turkeys for thanksgiving. I decided to go ahead and buy mine for this year so I started digging around for the largest one they had looking for a good 20+ pounder but couldn’t find anything over 17 lbs. I turned to the stock boy and asked,

“Do these get any bigger?”

He answered with

“Well seein as they’re dead I reckon they’ve stopped groin.”