Davy Spillane - Caioneadh Cu Chillainn [Irish Folk Music] (1995) A hauntingly beautiful, sad and hopeful Irish melody played during the Riverdance production of 1995. youtube.com/watch?v=Mwxga…
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BJ Cole, Millsy & Davy Spillane -- Pipegroove [Chill/Ambient/Indie] (2012) youtube.com/watch?v=kcih9…
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Davy Spillane - Caoineadh CΓΊ Chulainn youtube.com/watch?v=Mwxga…
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Ever notice Davy Spillane's lovely nod to AmhrΓ‘n na bhFiann on uilleann pipes in Put em Under Pressure? youtube.com/watch?v=I5PT6…
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Davy Spillane -- Caoineadh cu Chulainn [World/Irish] This is some of the most beautiful music I've ever heard in my life. youtube.com/watch?v=Mwxga…
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Andy Irvine & Davy Spillane - Dance of Suleiman (1992) youtube.com/watch?v=vqpkR…
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Steelers Injury Report - Spillane, Carlos Davis limited participants

Ben and JuJu getting the veteran's day off. Not sure I'm ready for JuJu to be old enough to get that courtesy day off.

https://www.steelers.com/team/injury-report/

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[SteelerNation] The #Steelers starting D... Heyward, Tuitt, Davis/Buggs, Highsmith, Bush, Spillane, Watt, Haden, Nelson, Fitzpatrick, Edmunds. I think we will be okay. twitter.com/SteeIerNation…
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[Wyatt] Titans promote LB Robert Spillane to 53-man roster and release WR Nick Williams and QB Austin Davis. twitter.com/jwyattsports/…
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Steelers in depth positional breakdown and needs.

Hoping this helps with doing mock drafts or off-season mocks with the Steelers, I have heard from a few users that they are tough to predict this off-season so maybe this will give some clarity. I remember this sub doing similar posts for each team last year so hoping to get that started again. β€œNeed levels” range from 1-5, with 5 being most urgent. No real rubric for these levels, just a quick and easy way to look at what is most important. Descriptions go in depth about what the need really is. *= cut candidate

QB: Need level 5

Under Contract: Mason Rudolph*

Free Agents: Ben Roethlisberger, Josh Dobbs, Dwayne Haskins(RFA)

QB is obviously one of if not the biggest need for the Steelers this off-season. We cannot go into the season with Mason Rudolph as the unchallenged starter. Going for Rodgers/Wilson doesn’t appear to be likely, as this roster has too many holes to be giving up the amount of draft capital it would take to acquire one of those guys, and the Steelers don’t typically make those blockbuster deals. A first round rookie (they have looked especially close at Pickett/Howell so far) makes more sense, and/or acquiring a decent vet QB like Mariota or Winston. If they acquire both a rookie and a vet, Rudolph could be cut to save 5M, but that is probably more my wishful thinking than an actual likely move.

RB: Need level 1

Under Contract: Najee Harris, Benny Snell, Anthony McFarland, Derek Watt

Free Agents: Kalen Ballage

Najee was just about as good as advertised in his rookie year and is going to be the workhorse back for the foreseeable future. If any RB is acquired, it would likely be a change of pace speed/receiving back to help lessen the load on Najee.

WR: Need level 2

Under Contract: Diontae Johnson, Chase Claypool, Cody White

Free Agents: JuJu Smith-Schuster, Ray Ray McCloud, James Washington

Steelers are at an interesting spot with the WR spot this off-season. They have their starters at X and Z, Diontae and Claypool respectively, but not much else under contract. JuJu wants to return and a reunion makes sense, especially with his market being depressed by his injury that kept him out most of the year. Ray Ray will also probably be back, the team loves him and he’s a quality return man who can provide a little spark in the pass game, and he will be cheap. Washington is as good as gone. This WR room could stand to add a true speed deep threat in the middle rounds of the draft, a guy that is a TD threat every time he tou

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Steelers cap room will likely make for a productive off-season

The cap for 2022 is projected to be $208.2 million, up from $182.5 last season. The Steelers will be over $34 million below cap in 2022 based on current roster liabilities, and with almost 9 million in carryover from last year, we would be looking at $43.7 million. From here I will give what I think is a very good possible outcome we could expect in the off-season.

We’ll start off by clearing a little more room by reducing dead money. Start with cutting Ben Roethlisberger, saving $7,755,000. Next we cut Eric Ebron, saving $2,928,000. The next move is a little controversial, but I think the Steelers would benefit greatly in trading Devin Bush. This would likely yield a 2nd round pick, as well as save $3,068,000 in dead money. If Bush isn’t seen as the long term answer at ILB it would be wise to get what capital we can now in rebuild while he still has rookie years on his contract. Finally, we cut Joe Haeg and Tyson Alualu, saving $2,600,000 and $2,500,000 respectively. This would put us at $62,576,000 before any restructures; a very generous budget.

Next I’ll discuss re-signing. I’ll start with the obvious, Minkah Fitzpatrick, who is obviously due a signature contract. I’m no GM by any means so I will use a player of similar productivity or value to get my predictive numbers. We’ll say $16 million/ year for 4 years, similar to Harrison Smith. Next we re-sign JuJu Smith-Schuster. He is a great slot receiver who already has a good understanding of the offense. With his season-ending injury and a likely team friendly deal I will say we pay $12,500,000/year for 4 years, a similar contract to Corey Davis. Then there’s Joe Haden, who has had quite a productive season for his age. He did not show much, if any, slow down in production. We re-sign him for $10 million/year for 2 years, an β€œold man” extension of his current contract. Depth signings I would like to see are Robert Spillane for $1,500,000/year for 4 years similar to Nick Bolton. Also, Kalen Ballage for $1,300,000/year for 4 years, similar to AJ Dillon.

There are a number of free agency pick-ups I could see the Steelers making. The most significant of which being Terron Armstead. The Saints will not be able to afford him, and with him playing top 5 at left tackle it’s a no brainer with the capital at our disposal. I would say we sign him for $19,500,000/year for 3 years, a contract very similar to that of Ronnie Stanley. The next big grab for the Steelers is Donte Jackson. He is a zone cornerback

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Game Matchups Preview #1: Bills vs. Steelers

Interested in how the Bills roster stacks up against their opponents? Me too, and because of that I spend a significant amount of my time analyzing five key matchups for every Bills game; Bills Pass Offense vs. Opponents Pass Defense, Bills Rush Offense vs. Opponents Rush Defense, Bills Pass Defense vs. Opponents Pass Offense, Bills Rush Defense vs. Opponents Rush Offense, and Bills Special Teams vs. Opponents Special Teams. After doing this I try to determine β€œWhy Buffalo Will Lose” and β€œWhy Buffalo Will Win” which ultimately leads me to a Prediction. Below I present 2021’s 1st iteration of this analysis for the Bills upcoming home game against the Steelers. Included is a scale to rank the advantage in each matchup from πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ (Massive Advantage) to πŸ‘ (Minimal Advantage).

Bills Passing Offense vs. Steelers Passing Defense

Why were the 2020 Bills able to achieve the best offensive passing season in franchise history? Was it because they had a QB with the talent to become the first player in NFL history with 4,500+ Passing Yards, 35+ Passing TDs, and 5+ Rushing TDs? Was it because they had a true #1 WR who led the NFL in Receptions and Receiving yards while finishing the season with 16 straight games of 6+ catches (an NFL Record). Was it because their slot receiver emerged as the best in the league at his position finishing just 33 yards shy of 1,000 on route to 2nd Team All-Pro honors? Was it because of an Offensive Coordinator who put on a master class in play calling leading to him being named the NFL Assistant Coach of the Year? Or was it a combination of all of them (and more) that facilitated this team’s success, as opposed to just one β€œmaking” the other(s)? The former is clearly the case with the Bills passing attack poised to be even more dangerous in 2021.

The journey back up the proverbial mountain begins in Orchard Park in front of 71,870 rabid members of Bills Mafia against one of the best defensive teams in the NFL, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Forcing turnovers has proved to be the Steelers key to success the past couple seasons finishing 1st and 2nd in doing so in 2019 and 2020, respectively. Key to this is

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Weds Injury Report - Future All-Pro Montravius Adams DNP (Illness), TJ Limited

Wednesday, December 15
QB Ben Roethlisberger (Pectoral/Right Shoulder) - DNP
CB Joe Haden (Foot) - DNP
DE Montravius Adams (Illness) - DNP
LB Robert Spillane (Knee) - Limited
LB Alex Highsmith (Quadricep) - Limited
TE Kevin Rader (Hip) - Limited
LB T.J. Watt (Groin) - Limited
DT Carlos Davis (Knee) - Full
DE Isaiah Buggs (Ankle) - Full

https://www.steelers.com/news/week-15-injury-report-titans

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Offseason Review Series: Pittsburgh Steelers

###Pittsburgh Steelers

Division: AFC North

1. Pittsburgh Steelers (12-4)

2. Baltimore Ravens (11-5)

3. Cleveland Browns (11-5)

4. Cincinnati Bengals (4-11-1)


###Coaching Changes

Coaching Position Incoming Coach Outgoing Coach Reason
Offensive Coordinator Matt Canada Randy Fichtner Fired
Quarterbacks Coach Mike Sullivan Matt Canada Promoted
Offensive Line Coach Adrian Klemm Shaun Sarrett Fired
Offensive Line Assistant Chris Morgan Adrian Klemm Promoted
Tight Ends Coach Alfredo Roberts James Daniel Retired
Secondary Coach Grady Brown Tom Bradley Contract Not Renewed
  • OC Matt Canada: If there was one thing that Steelers fans almost unanimously agreed upon by year’s end, it was that it was time for OC Randy Fichtner to go. Coach Fichtner took over the OC position back in 2018 following the estrangement between Big Ben and Todd Haley, and while he certainly did some good things early on with the hand he was dealt, it was very clear that his offense became simply too stale and too predictable. By the end of 2020, it was honestly painful to watch the same dink-and-dunk pass game that opponents had completely figured out and no semblance of a run game to provide relief. It was clear that the Steelers had to make a change to spark new life into the offense. Enter Matt Canada, who just last offseason was hired as the Steelers QB Coach, earning the promotion and being tasked with revitalizing the offense. It was a big shock and controversy that Pittsburgh decided to promote from within rather than bringing in someone new, but with Canada comes the promise of drastic change from last year’s disaster now that he has free reign. Canada made a name for himself in college for his intricate offenses which featured tons of moving pieces and unique play designs (including play-action, an all but foreign concept to the 2020 Steelers). Some of the play-calling I watched of his at Pitt was borderline maniacal and would be a sharp contrast from Fichtner’s offense. You could see signs of his influence early on last season, as Pittsburgh deployed an uncharacteristic amount of motions and shifts compared to 2019, but those continued to be phased out and abandoned as the season rolled on. It is telling how much better the offense looked in the early goings than it did by the end
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-20)!+ Accepting requests every day
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  8. Starting Out with C++: From Control Structures through Objects, Brief Version, 8th Edition: Tony Gaddis

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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I wonder why they deleted the r/antiwork sub

I guess the concept didn't work

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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I've been working on 2022 offseason projections since early in the draft process. Since the team is off to a slow start compared to last year, I wanted to share my recent one.

Here is the broad overview

My parameters are trying to go for what I would do, not what the team would do. I target players I got a feel for could be available in FA or in the draft process. I try to give realistic contracts to everyone I can.

So I'll per position:

QB: Ben retires in this offseason, leaving us with just Mason Rudolph. I cut him and re-sign Josh Dobbs, but its not for the reason that I think Mason is bad. I do this because I expected to draft a QB and I think Dobbs is a better veteran presence for a rookie to learn from. Ben saying he asks Dobbs constantly for his knowledge and opinion makes me believe Dobbs would be a better fit for a rebuilding culture. Also I think Dobbs fits Canada's scheme better. While I believe Mason is a better QB, they would both be backups and I dont want the backup to see any time at all.

RB: Nothing significant changes, bounced around the idea of cutting Derek Watt, but decided against it. Going into the draft I knew a later pick would be needed for depth.

WR: Hardest position to figure out, every WR signed small deals last offseason in the hopes of signing bigger contracts this season. Market is up in the air so I only signed two small contributors in Auden Tate and Ray-Ray McCloud. Bounced around the idea of signing WR Byron Pringle from the Chiefs, but that could still be an idea. Wanted to address this position in the draft. I don't expect to re-sign Diontae Johnson in 2023, and I chose not to re-sign James Washington for the belief that he would choose a team that would use him more, and chose against re-signing Juju in favor of addressing other positions.

TE: Pat is the TE1 now, but I wanted a backup. Addressed this in the draft.

OT: First big contract - I signed LT Terron Armstead from the Saints. The then 30 year old is a cap casualty from the years of Mickey Loomis over-spending, and is a top-tier tackle coming to the better Black-and-Gold on a discount deal relative to performance by way of his injury history. What you are getting in Armstead is someone who may miss time, but his performance while on the field makes up for it, the time he misses can be patched up to give LT Dan Moore more time to develop. I signed Armstead to a 3 year 45M contract. Big veteran presence for the young offense. I knew I wanted to add a RT in the draft, because I don't think Banner is a long term option.

OG: Austin Corbe

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