Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA
but they never say when it’ll hit.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
Do you play Heroes of the Storm?
Because i got hots for you
The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.
Some may even call it Beta
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Did you hear about the storms that hit the boy scouts at camp last night ?
Did you guys hear about the guy who meditated in the middle of a storm?
He said it was a very “in lightening” experience.
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
What did Abel say to his brother when he saw a big storm approaching from the sea?
Hurry Cain you don’t wanna get caught in that.
What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?
With Storm Ciara rolling in I was worried about my pet bunnies out there in the garden.
But it’s fine - I’ve battened down the hutches.
what did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
A storm came in as we are on the camp site
I was once walking my dog along a promenade during a storm. I got chatting to a German tourist. While we were talking, my dog decided to go for a swim. It was clear he was struggling then he got dragged under. The German dived in, pulled him out and did cpr. The dog coughed then came back to life
"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?"
"Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"
The clam before the storm
[true story] Dad and daughter trimming the Christmas tree with tinsel— DAD (points to empty spot on tree and says to daughter): “Little more on here.” DAUGHTER (storms off crying)...
...”MOM! DAD CALLED ME A LITTLE MORON!!”
Is the sea always raging with storms because it's...
Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
I saw a guy in a tux standing in the middle of a field during a lightning storm.
Turns out he was a conductor.
So my wagon got really wet after the storm last night...
I left it beside the shed in the alley. The next morning it was soaked, and super deep with water. I would have just poured it out, but I'm in an apartment and the landlord would get mad; no good place to pour it out. So my buddy gave me this instructional video, and it really helped out. My wagon's dry as a steel owl now thanks to this video. I highly recommend it. It's called "How to Drain Your Wagon".
I was trying to listen to the storm tonight to see if I could hear a tornado
But I couldn't hear anything over the sound of the freight train
What’s the worst part of flying through a shit storm?
What did the shepherd exclaim after the snow storm?
Why did members of the Wu Tang Clan storm out of Danny's Filthy, Aged Seafood?
They didn't appreciate their fish coming with a side of an old, dirty bass turd.
What do you call the impolite desert storm?
My uncle survived a freak storm at sea. He spent the rest of his life unemployed, telling taller and taller tales about it.
When he died penniless, he was living in squall lore.
To the band members of "Boat in a Storm"
The perfect storm.
I was being a brat, so my step-dad said
"I think he's on his period."
I reply
"no, I'm actually on my comma."
To which my mom chimes in
"I'm so confused..."
Moment of silence... My step dad looks at her...
"hi very confused. I'm dad."
Many fistbumps between him and me.
(sorry for formatting, on mobile.)
Why was the District Attorney happy to see storm clouds?
Because every prosecutor loves arraigny day!
Our store was closing and the plants were all lined up inside because of the big storm. We’re walking through the racks of plants and pick some flowers up. I ask my coworker,
“So, got any good mum jokes?”
who is the storm of soccer player
Harry Kane (((maybe it's not original but I love this
I was in my backyard in the hot tub last night enjoying the views of the incoming lightning storm not thinking of the danger.
And then it struck me....
I got hit on the top of my head by a Japanese car part while walking during a storm this morning...
It was raining Datsun cogs...
What did one Tropical Storm say to the other?
I used to be a hurricane but now I'm depressed.
Tropical Storm Colin is soaking the coast...
A storm brewed near the local operahouse...
The conductor was struck by lightening.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
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