I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.
I'm in recovery.
The Devils advocate is the best God-damned lawyer.
Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime
Ya don’t say.
I was prescribed medication but couldn't take it. It was impossible to get that damn lid off...
You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.
*Can't find where I parked my van* Me : Damn. Where did my
Damn i'm now convinced Putin poisoned the dude
Damn near had a threesome last night
Just needed two more people
I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..
It's Thyme to stop.
They were in the same damn box!
We will never know!
Damn I heard about this one cult, but it’s really hard to get into
I guess you could say it’s pretty diffi-cult.
Damn we just missed the green light, this is gonna be heavy!
Because it will be a Full Wait
What do I say to my gf when she's on her periods and is flipping out on every damn thing I say?
Your ovary-acting.
My dad sent me this today: "All they're talking about on the news is the coronavirus. Nobody said anything about the damn coronapox!"
http://imgur.com/gallery/XgScS7E
Loosing weight using the internet is so damn difficult. Like every weightloss website I visit,
I get cookies.
Damn right
Under the current guidelines your milkshake is only permitted to bring 9 boys to the yard, max.
