DV Puns

A list of puns related to "DV"

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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👤︎ u/Virtual_Yesterday779
📅︎ Aug 11 2021
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Me: "Dad, did you know that Amber Heard's appealing?"

My dad: "Except to Johnny Depp..."

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👤︎ u/a_boy_called_sue
📅︎ Jun 02 2022
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I'm going to start a photo essay entitled "Images Of A Jar Of Peanut Butter In Unusual Locations"

I'll even submit it to National Geographic, they'll give me a full-page spread.

bonus peanut butter

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👤︎ u/teuast
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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No bread for my sammich. Wife tells me to write it down on the shopping list.

Alrite, but I dont think thats going to help.

http://imgur.com/a/DvSOz

Wife: Ha.... Ha....

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👤︎ u/krakah293
📅︎ Aug 31 2017
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