DENIC Puns

A list of puns related to "DENIC"

My brothers daughter is called Denice, what is her big brothers name?

De-nephew.

(Or for more dad joking goodness, you can make his name “what”. If they say “what is the brothers name say yes, if they ask you to tell them what it is say what. My dad did this for 10 minutes to his mother one time at a family dinner she wouldn’t let it go)

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👤︎ u/the-17th-musketeer
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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My wife got hot by my dad joke

She's got the girls coming round to night. I asked who is coming. "Oh, Rebecca, Stacie and Denice". I reply "if Denise is here where is De Nephew?"

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👤︎ u/Dazz316
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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