Step-dad just had a great one

My mom was telling me about this magazine title she read at the grocery store for how to calm crazy dogs(my dog has ADD & was currently freaking out about the fireworks since we live close to the fair in town). My step-dad suddenly pointed out "well it's too bad the dog can't read"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHandsomeBoss
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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There's a pretty bad storm right now

I texted my dad about the coming storm, as he was in town and it would be there soon. He responded back "guess the grass isn't getting cut today then?" So I said "yeah, no grass". He takes the opportunity to respond with "wow, no grass huh? Must be some crazy storm!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-am-pyro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2014
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I asked my dad if he had heard about the conspiracy theories surrounding the Denver Airport...this was his response.

My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.

DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor PeΓ±a.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street PeΓ±a Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of PeΓ±a". Get it, JalapeΓ±o?
ME: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlesunnymay
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