A list of puns related to "CounterfeitΒ²"
βLike Β£10 notesβ I told him
Iβm a victim of electron fraud!
There's lots of prose and cons.
He was an impasta
I said, "the die is cast".
But I think they are full of crap
What a RIP-off
A corn artist.
Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area.
It was an impasta.
You check the cereal number.
A phoney.
he was full of non-cents.
It makes a ton of cents.
Counterfeits!
You won't make any real money.
For my english class, I have to write a feature article. The headline has to be punny, so much that it's almost cringy. I can't use "Friend or Faux". I had "Dirty trade for a clean profit!" but it doesn't really make sense. Thanks people!
Youβre counterfeiting the counter fitter.
Long Con Silver.
Turns out they had counterfeiting charges against them
"Is that counterfeit?" my son asked.
I said, "Don't be silly, son. Counters don't exercise."
I probably shouldn't brag, I'm a counterfeiter!
He was counterfeiting .
ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
MISTY: How golfers create divots
PARADOX: Two physicians
PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
POLARIZE: What penguins see with
PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.