A list of puns related to "Coronary circulation"
Hey y'all,
Finishing up medical school here. I've always read how people take calcium supplements. I've taken them. But yesterday, I was reading in a textbook that calcium supplementation can lead to an increased risk of coronary artery disease due to increased arterial calcification and coronary artery narrowing/stiffening. And it makes complete sense--it's exactly what you would think it would do. You increase your daily calcium intake, it circulates through the arterial system and deposits in the arterial walls, before being excreted by the kidneys.
Honestly I've always been a huge proponent of nootropics and supplements. But the more I get through med school the more I realize that taking supplements, other than something like a multivitamin, is actually very bad. It causes soooo many different problems down the line that you don't even realize. For example, high dose vitamin D can cause a TON of problems. High dose vitamin C can literally cause kidney stones. These are just a few examples of MANY. I've seen people in the emergency department (and admitted to the hospital) from taking supplements on many (not just one or two) occasions. I literally cringe now when I see posts of people taking like 10 different vitamins. You don't realize what secondary and tertiary problems you are creating. And a lot of these things are pretty hepatotoxic.
I've turned to the darkside. Needed to get that off my chest.
Edit #1: Just get into juicing instead of supplements. Much more fun and better way to get your nutrients
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
When a bullet kills someone else, you know itβs been fired.
Thing is, I couldnβt find a manual.
All they had was 13,750 matches.
Iβll be the first to admit it.
It Hertz.
The jeerleader.
His funeral is set at 350 for about an hour.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I tried but just ended up straining my eyes.
They were cooked in Greece.
What do you get from a cow with two short legs and two long legs?
lean beef
What do you get from a cow with four short legs?
low cow milk
What do you get from a cow with no legs?
ground beef
An assassin.
1Forrest1
A cursor
A time traveller walks into a bar
but her aim is getting better
Police are looking for any iWitnesses.
But then it grew on me.
Never mind, itβs tearable.
Whoops. Now donβt be sad, βcause two out of three ainβt bad.
Mike Dyson
They're obviously not staying though. It's just a Hairbnb.
Are you shingle?
They get a kick out of it.
Water obviously. Butane's a lighter fluid.
Or is it just Aloha?
The first week was the hardest.
I wasnβt prepared for the reaper cushions.
There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. βYou have three wishes. I can give you anything in the world. If I fail, I must become your personal genie for eternity.β
The teacher thinks for a moment and says, βFor my first wish, I want jewels. Silver, gold, platinum, whatever you have.β Poof! The jewels appear.
βFor my second wish, I want karma. Lots of karma.β Poof! The karma appears.
The genie stares at the teacher, waiting for the third wish. βI can give you anything in the world,β he says again.
The teacher thinks for a long time. βAs a teacher, I always hated careless mistakes from my students. I noticed that I accidentally wrote βlambβ instead of βlamp.β Please correct my mistake.β
The genie moaned in anguish. βThis is Reddit,β he shouted. Once you post it, you canβt edit the title.
βIn that case,β the teacher smiled, βIt looks like Iβve got myself a genie for eternity.β
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