Condonation Puns

A list of puns related to "Condonation"

The US doesn't condone torture techniques like waterboarding.

We prefer the term "tactical baptism".

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👤︎ u/fukhed69
📅︎ May 27 2018
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I can’t condone the consumption of dairy.

I was raised lactose intolerant.

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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.

I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.

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👤︎ u/mkrjoe
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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My wife gave our 2 year old candy cause she was crying...

Usually I don't condone infant gratification but I'll let it slide this time...

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👤︎ u/TheTimeDictator
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Did you hear what Queen had said about the dead vaccum cleaner?

Another one bites the dust!

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👤︎ u/Droopyk1
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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Courtesy of my eye-rolling wife to tell to my kids when they grow up

Wife sent me these (she can't believe she's condoning this behavior):

What does the subatomic duck say? Quark Quark

Two photons arrive at the airport and they are asked if they have any luggage to check. "No thanks, we're traveling light"

Source

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👤︎ u/avelertimetr
📅︎ Jan 20 2014
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Can you bring me a honeymoon salad?

Just lettuce alone, no dressing.

(Said by an elderly customer to my gf, who is a waitress. I don't condone customers treating servers this way, but it made her laugh.)

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👤︎ u/TorturouslyOkay
📅︎ Sep 20 2013
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