Even though my uncle has gone bald, he hasn't been able to stop carrying around a comb with him everywhere he goes
He just can't part with it.
How not to comb your hair.
So, my wife said she couldn't find her pik to fix her hair this morning.
She said..
"I don't know how I will comb my hair going forward"
I replied.. "No worries, comb your hair going backwards"
While combing the knots out of my daughters hair she told me the knots hurt.
I told her her hair must have been naughty.
I went bald years ago, but I still carry a comb..
I just can’t part with it.
Some people shave their heads for charity, but I decided instead to comb my hair in two opposite directions.
I’m just trying to do my part.
what did the bald man say when he got a comb for a gift?
Thanks I'll never part with it
What does a Mermaid washer hair with?
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
How does Moses comb his hair?
He parts it down the middle.
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth
I think they might be trying to groom me!
I've just opened up a store for discounted wigs
It's called A Small Price Toupee
I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
I just broke my hairbrush but I’m late for work
It’s okay, I’ll handle it later
My son called from college to say he’d lost his favorite comb...
I said ”Easy comb, easy go.”
true story.
I always say "antidisestablishmentarianism" when I comb my hair...
Flirted with my hairdresser today
Asked her: “you comb hair often?”
The wig thief struck again last night.
Police were combing the area.
What is the best kind of comb?
I would have been a barber
But I didn't make the cut
I got my wife a comb with Val Kilmer screen printed on it.
She said she wanted a Val in tines gift.
where did Noah keep his bees?
What do you call a bee hive without any exits??
Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.
Police are combing the area.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it
A man was on a hike, when he noticed a sign up ahead.
As he got closer, it became clear that the sign was attached to a beehive.
He moved closer still, and discovered that it was an active hive, and there were a ton of bees flying in and out of it. But the sign was still too small to read.
He slowed down his approach. So slow, that it was hard to tell if he was moving at all. Finally, when his unstung face was about a foot away from the hive, he could read the sign. And it said…
"Comb Sweet Comb"
Even though I've gone bald, I still keep my comb.
I just can't part with it.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
what did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks! I'll never part with this.
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
What did the bald man say when he received a comb as a gift?
Thank you! I'll never part with it
My friend went bald years ago but he still insists on carrying around a comb.
He just can’t part with it.
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
I lost my hair years ago, but I still carry a comb.
I just can’t part with it.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"I'll never part with it".
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can't part with it.
I'm bald but I still carry around my comb...
I just can't part with it.
I lost all my hair years ago, but I still carry a comb.
My best friend is bald but he still carries his comb with him
He just can't seem to part with it.
Three tons of human hair was stolen from a wig factory….
Don’t worry, Police are combing the area.
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