Even though my uncle has gone bald, he hasn't been able to stop carrying around a comb with him everywhere he goes

He just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmOnlyHalfAsGood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2023
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How not to comb your hair.

So, my wife said she couldn't find her pik to fix her hair this morning.

She said.. "I don't know how I will comb my hair going forward"

I replied.. "No worries, comb your hair going backwards"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnuM2K
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2023
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While combing the knots out of my daughters hair she told me the knots hurt.

I told her her hair must have been naughty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigt1920
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2022
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I went bald years ago, but I still carry a comb..

I just can’t part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Archie7373
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2022
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Some people shave their heads for charity, but I decided instead to comb my hair in two opposite directions.

I’m just trying to do my part.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masselein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2022
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what did the bald man say when he got a comb for a gift?

Thanks I'll never part with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thehappyonexx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2022
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What does a Mermaid washer hair with?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/South_Lake_Garage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2023
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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.

He just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeltaOne211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How does Moses comb his hair?

He parts it down the middle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDDDouble
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, β€œGet out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.

The bartender says, β€œHey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”

The rope replied, β€œNo. I’m a frayed knot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Hey, you need toupee!
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2023
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I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth

I think they might be trying to groom me!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2022
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I've just opened up a store for discounted wigs

It's called A Small Price Toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghostpanthe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2023
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luckprecludes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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I just broke my hairbrush but I’m late for work

It’s okay, I’ll handle it later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bprflp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2023
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My son called from college to say he’d lost his favorite comb...

I said ”Easy comb, easy go.”

true story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdubdubI
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2021
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I always say "antidisestablishmentarianism" when I comb my hair...

It's my parting word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
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Flirted with my hairdresser today

Asked her: β€œyou comb hair often?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok_Presence36
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2023
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The wig thief struck again last night.

Police were combing the area.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2023
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What is the best kind of comb?

Summa Comb Laude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notworkingghost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2021
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I would have been a barber

But I didn't make the cut

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2023
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I got my wife a comb with Val Kilmer screen printed on it.

She said she wanted a Val in tines gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsp_patches
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2022
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where did Noah keep his bees?

In the Ark hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berkleysquare
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2022
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What do you call a bee hive without any exits??

Unbeeleaveable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That_Guy1776
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2023
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Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.

Police are combing the area.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2023
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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Thanksβ€” I’ll never part with it

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2021
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A man was on a hike, when he noticed a sign up ahead.

As he got closer, it became clear that the sign was attached to a beehive.

He moved closer still, and discovered that it was an active hive, and there were a ton of bees flying in and out of it. But the sign was still too small to read.

He slowed down his approach. So slow, that it was hard to tell if he was moving at all. Finally, when his unstung face was about a foot away from the hive, he could read the sign. And it said…

"Comb Sweet Comb"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedydita
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2023
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Sherlock opens a salon.

Sherlock combs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2022
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Even though I've gone bald, I still keep my comb.

I just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2022
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My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.

He just can’t part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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what did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks! I'll never part with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/utahdaddy81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2022
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My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.

He just can’t part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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What did the bald man say when he received a comb as a gift?

Thank you! I'll never part with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowwhatImeme76
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2021
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My friend went bald years ago but he still insists on carrying around a comb.

He just can’t part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedBro_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.

He just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarcastic-being
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2021
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I lost my hair years ago, but I still carry a comb.

I just can’t part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderBuckets73
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2021
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?

"I'll never part with it".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MummyBundles777
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2021
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My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.

He just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I'm bald but I still carry around my comb...

I just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyLoramAtWork
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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I lost all my hair years ago, but I still carry a comb.

I cant part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My best friend is bald but he still carries his comb with him

He just can't seem to part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dubax
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2021
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Three tons of human hair was stolen from a wig factory….

Don’t worry, Police are combing the area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmonsta80
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2023
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