Comb honey Puns

A list of puns related to "Comb honey"

Bees hair are sticky because they use a honey comb
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👤︎ u/RobotSwen
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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What do you call a beehive without an exit?

Unbeeleaveable!

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👤︎ u/cereal-killer6
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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Did you know male bees die after mating?

I guess it's HONEY..NUT..CHEERIO..

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👤︎ u/emailmykey
📅︎ Jan 10 2022
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why was the bee's hair sticky?

Because it used a honey-comb.

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👤︎ u/Forsaken1372
📅︎ Aug 11 2021
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How do bees keep their hair looking so nice?

With a honey comb ofcourse.

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👤︎ u/LadySparta729
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Had a dad joke at work the other day, wanted to share.

Where I work, we have a honeybee hive and sell the honey in our market.

A pair of beekeepers were in the other day to extract some combs and before they left, they asked us (my Hispanic coworkers and myself) if we wanted to see them.

Both of my coworkers exclaimed, "Si, si!" and I promptly chimed in, "No, they aren't c's - they're bees!"

Audibly groans were had, I am ready for fatherhood.

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👤︎ u/crunkle_pat
📅︎ Mar 23 2018
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What did the bee say when he got back to the hive?

Hi honey, I'm comb!

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👤︎ u/paylmowtin
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
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Just had this back and forth with my co-worker. Her husband works in explosives.

Me: seems appropriate for you and yours: http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/32gzy7/what_was_the_secret_to_the_miners_success/ Her: That’s a dynamite answer! Me: I noticed the explosion of laughter over there Her: Rock on! Me: gold-standard of jokes here Her: so precious Me: digging deep on that one Her: pickin away one at a time Me: we have definitely hit the pay dirt of mining puns Her: definite Honey Hole here! Me: not sure that joke bee-longs here Her: you are a total BUZZZZZZ kill Me: comb on it wasn’t that bad

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👤︎ u/gabeanzelini
📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs.

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👤︎ u/MaynardSchism
📅︎ Sep 28 2021
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Why do bees always have good hair?

They use their honey combs

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👤︎ u/farts_n_darts
📅︎ Aug 08 2021
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Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?

Because they use a honey comb!

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👤︎ u/MudComplete
📅︎ May 14 2021
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use a honey comb.

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👤︎ u/paf45
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Why is a Bees hair sticky?

Because they have a honey comb

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👤︎ u/brandschain
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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