Colombia Puns

They make it very clear in every episode that they’re Medellín kids.

So my dad just dropped this gem on me and my friend during the match:

"You know what really surprises me about this game?" "Well...?" "The white lines are still there."

So my Mom is from Clarksville Tn and my Dad is from Colombia (so he is Spanish). My brother was giving a report on our family for his Spanish class and my Dad was helping him with it. He asked my Dad where my Mom is from and my Dad told him that she was from Cracksville, and my brother was like "are you sure?" and my Dad was like, "yeah Cracksville." And so my brother announced to his entire Spanish class that our Mom is from Cracksville Tn before he figured out that my Dad was wrong.