I know it sounds cheesy, but when I’m with my friends Colby and jack...

I feel grate!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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My middle and last name is Chase Colby

I’m going to name my son Jack, that way he will have to fill out forms for the rest of his life saying that his name is Colby, Jack Chase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_RedJacket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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Dad Joked by a Colby - Mexico's weather

Colby "Have you seen Mexico's weather lately? It's crazy!"

Me "No what is it?"

Colby "Chili today, hot tomale"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlingerfelt22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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What do you get when you mix tea with Colbie Caillat’s Gypsy Heart album?

β€œYou don’t have to chai”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hexspades
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. β€œKobe!” I shout. β€œNo.” He says in a disappointed tone...

...Colby

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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As my friend shot a piece of cheese into the trash can

He yelled β€œColby!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quenoquesoporque
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.

"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love β€œcheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acertaingestault
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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Wife dadjoked me, depends on who you ask

Just started playing Zelda:Skyward Sword and named my character Colby after my dog. My wife asks me if I'll name Link that every time, or change it when we have kids. I answer, depends.

Depends? You'll name him Depends? I didn't think you were old enough for those.

So. Proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/euphomptus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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So I got Dad joked by the Cheez-It box today...

Apparently, Colby replies to everything you say with "That's what cheese said."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/White_Shade
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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