Coffinfish (Chaunax endeavouri), sometimes called sea toads, are deep-sea dwellers that have special fins for walking on the seafloor. They also have massive, inflatable gill chambers that expand their bodies with seawater, allowing them to take up more oxygen and protect themselves from predators.
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Coffinfish, sometimes called sea toads, are deep-sea dwellers that have special fins for walking on the seafloor. They also have massive, inflatable gill chambers that expand their bodies with seawater, allowing them to take up more oxygen and protect themselves from predators just as pufferfish do.
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Coffinfish, sometimes called sea toads, are deep-sea dwellers that have special fins for walking on the seafloor. They also have massive, inflatable gill chambers that expand their bodies with seawater, allowing them to take up more oxygen and protect themselves from predators just as pufferfish do.
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Coffinfish (Chaunax endeavouri), sometimes called sea toads, are deep-sea dwellers that have special fins for walking on the seafloor. They also have massive, inflatable gill chambers that expand their bodies with seawater, allowing them to take up more oxygen and protect themselves from predators.
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π₯ Coffinfish (Chaunax endeavouri), also called sea toads, are deep-sea dwellers that have special fins for walking on the seafloor. They also have massive, inflatable gill chambers that expand their bodies with seawater, allowing them to take up more oxygen and protect themselves from predators.
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[Frogfish] Coffinfish
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For the first time, scientists documented a fish holding its 'breath' underwater: deep-sea coffinfish held water in their gill chambers for up to 4 minutes, perhaps to conserve energy
sciencemag.org/news/2019/β¦
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Coffinfish, sometimes called sea toads, are deep-sea dwellers that have special fins for walking on the seafloor. They also have massive, inflatable gill chambers that expand their bodies with seawater, allowing them to take up more oxygen and protect themselves from predators just as pufferfish do.
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For the first time, scientists documented a fish holding its 'breath' underwater: deep-sea coffinfish held water in their gill chambers for up to 4 minutes, perhaps to conserve energy
v.redd.it/jo5iki3fwej41
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Red coffinfish, able to walk on the sea bottom
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this cute little fella is a baby coffinfish
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PsBattle: Coffinfish out of water
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PsBattle: Red Coffinfish from the Australian abyss
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Full single-track EP by Coffinfish [post-metal/sludge with two vocals] is now being streamed at Idioteq.com
idioteq.com/101124-2/
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
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What starts with a W and ends with a T
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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyβre not dating anybody?
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.
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E or Γ?
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Pun intended.
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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I had a vasectomy because I didnβt want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.
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What did 0 say to 8 ?
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.
I won't be doing that today!
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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?
You take away their little brooms
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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It this sub dead?
There hasn't been a post all year!
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School Was Clothed
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