My barista didn’t filter my coffee right. I issued her a restraining order.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I was cleaning the coffee filter and forgot to rinse the grounds down the sink.

My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said β€œWhat? Am I grounded?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bambajon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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[laywer joke] Worried about my court case, I forgot to use a coffee filter this morning!

After it brewed, the coffee had too many grounds to appeal...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.

They said it was grounds for termination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvlpdillon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I went to a lawyer yesterday to try and sue Starbucks for not filtering my coffee correctly.

But it turns out there were no grounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunselpower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Thought this was pretty funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/R_Sams2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My dad gave us this

My folks came up to visit. My mom flubbed the coffee, putting the grounds in the water chamber and she had to disassemble it and clean it before making coffee. Once we had piping hot cups all around my dad chimes in with this:

"You know, messing up the coffee is grounds for divorce."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaberkaty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2014
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My wife could be a "dad".

I took a drink of coffee the other morning and it nearly knocked my socks off.

Me: What the heck did you do to this coffee? Wife: Oh, I forgot to tell you that the coffee is strong this morning. I guess it's because the filter was... ripped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshdoesnot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2013
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