My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said “What? Am I grounded?”
After it brewed, the coffee had too many grounds to appeal...
They said it was grounds for termination.
But it turns out there were no grounds.
My folks came up to visit. My mom flubbed the coffee, putting the grounds in the water chamber and she had to disassemble it and clean it before making coffee. Once we had piping hot cups all around my dad chimes in with this:
"You know, messing up the coffee is grounds for divorce."
I took a drink of coffee the other morning and it nearly knocked my socks off.
Me: What the heck did you do to this coffee? Wife: Oh, I forgot to tell you that the coffee is strong this morning. I guess it's because the filter was... ripped.
