Clement of Ancyra Puns

I was abusing the fact that ancyra was cut off from the rest of the system. I started smuggling supplies to them for mucho monies, but then found that buying drugs from Eochu Bres, and delivering them to the mining station was even more lucrative. I would buy 900 drugs at 154 credits a piece, and sell them for 600 credits a pop. I made a million credits over about 5 in game months, then decided to stabilize the jump point and report back to ancyra. Then i realized what i had done. I neglected to supply ancyra, and had solely been supplying the pirates with loads of drugs instead.

Now ancyra is abandoned, and covered in war torn ruins, and the station is abandoned too. I cant complete the mission now because the people i would report to are dead. And because i cant complete it i cant get other missions. What do i do?

Ravens fly to all the holds of the Riverlands (sans the Crossing), Crownlands (sans King's Landing), and the Reach

>Lord/Lady Insert Name and Title(s) here, > >You are duly invited to come to Harrenhal in the 6th Month of 227 AC, to celebrate the wedding of Clement Lothston, Heir to Harrenhal, to Lady Rhaena Oakheart, granddaughter of Lord Ryam Oakheart. There is to be a joust, with a prize of 600 gold dragons, as well as a melee and an archery contest, each with a prize of 300 gold dragons. There shall also be a squire's melee, with the prize being a thorough bred courser. > >We look forward to hosting you. > >Lady Amerei Lothston, Lady of Harrenhal

A raven goes to the Crossing

>Lord Forrest Frey, Lord of the Crossing, > >There is to be a wedding in the 6th month of the next year at Harrenhal. I am writing to you to let you explicitly know you and your kin are not invited, and your presence will not be tolerated at the event. > >Lady Amerei Lothston, Lady of Harrenhal

A raven goes to King's Landing

>King Matarys Targaryen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhonyar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm, > >My son and heir Clement is marrying Lady Rhaena Oakheart in the sixth month of 227 AC, and we would be honoured if you were to join us in the celebration. However, I understand if your duties keep your elsewhere, but please inform your court all there are welcome to attend, lest they be Freys, and there is to be a joust, melee, archery contest, and squire's melee. > >Lady Amerei Lothston, Lady of Harrenhal

A raven goes to Storm's End,

>Lord Selwyn Baratheon, Lord of Storm's End, Lord Paramount of the Stormlands, or whoever commands Storm's End in his absence, > >You and the Stormlands are invited to attend Harrenhal in the 6th month of 227 AC, to celebrate the wedding of Clement Lothston, Heir to Harrenhal, and Rhaena Oakheart. There shall be a joust with a prize of 600 gold dragons, as well as a melee and archery contest, each with a prize of 300 gold dragons, and a squire's melee with a prize of a thorough-bred courser. Please pass on the invitations to your vassals. > >Lady Amerei Lothston, Lady of Harrenhal

A raven goes to Pyke,

>Lord Haldir Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, Lord of the Iron Islands, > >You and the Iron Islands are invited to attend Harrenhal in the 6th month of 227 AC, to celebrate the wedding of Clemen

If you don't watch Legion it's nearly impossible to explain the backstory to this, but the tl;dr is Clement is an Xavier level telepath trapped in the astral plane and Mantzoukas is some sort of psychic beast based on the Big Bad Wolf from the story of Little Red Riding Hood who stole one of Clement's daughters. Just let the weirdness flow over you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3EWNt6ex4A

edit: alternate link to FX Network's upload of the rap battle in case the other link gets taken down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIO7svIZzyI

I was reading Clement’s epistle today and came across a strange chapter where he talks about the phoenix. He’s talking about how God shows us the resurrection through nature:

• Day and night rises and falls (like a resurrection)
• Seeds die and then sprout from the ground (like a resurrection)
• The phoenix dies and its decaying flesh produces a worm that grows wings; the flying worm then carries the bones of the phoenix to Egypt and deposits them on the altar of the Sun in the sight of everyone

Did Clement actually believe in such a creature?

A continuation of my building of a city based upon the novel 1984 by George Orwell. Perhaps not as impressive this time due to the lack of a military parade, but hey, even in authoritarian states those don't happen everyday