Woman with one leg - Eileen
Man in a bush - Russell
Man with a seagull on his head - Cliff
Man with a plank of wood on his head - Edward
Man with 3 planks of wood on his head - Edward Woodward
Man with no shins - Tony
Woman with a tennis racket on her head - Annette
Woman who throws away her bills - Bernadette.
Man that comes through the letterbox - Bill.
Woman with her legs on either side of the river - Bridgette.
Man with a large blue, black, and yellow mark on his head - Bruce.
Man with cat scratches on his head - Claude.
Man with a spade on his head - Doug.
Man without a spade on his head - Douglas
The cast, made up of high-profile action stars, were choosing their roles.
Sylvester Stallone went "I want to be Mozart!". Bruce Willis said "Then I'll be Beethoven!" and Jean -Claude Van Damme, "I'll go with Tchaikovsky".
After a moment of silence, Arnold Schwarzenegger stood up, looked at everyone in the room, and said "I'll be Bach".
Claude
Jean-Claude Gundam
They're de-monet-ising his work.
Connery introduced himself. "Bond. James Bond."
And Van Damme replied. "Damme. Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean Claude Van Damme."
I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...
John Claude Van Dang.
Claude.
A painting by Claude Monet was recently discovered. It's an illustration of a man's nose. The museum decided to title it Mon Nez
Explanation :
Mon and nez are respectively French for my and nose. If one pronounces mon and nez correctly, and rapidly, it sounds a bit like Monet (mo-nรฉnรจ)
Edit: I made an error with the accents; chose aigu (รฉ) instead of grave (รจ)
Have you heard of the novel "Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls?
Jean Claude
Because Oscar Claude Monet
We've done a bunch of these lists on my podcast Shoddy Radio in the past including "Cars and Stars" (Steve Mitsubuscemi, Jean Claude Grand Am), "Groups and Poops" (Stool, The Brown Stripes), and "Chicks and Dicks" (Sigourney Wiener, Dickey Lake). Anyway, I thought some folks here might appreciate these and want to throw in some ideas. So far for our next list "Criminal Acts & Delectable Snacks" we've got Bacon and Entering, First Degree Burger, Child CornDography, Statutory Crepes and a few others I can't remember right now. Any submissions?
After I didn't know he pointed to this sign: http://imgur.com/ex7tc2c
Claude!
CLAUDE!! ๐๐
