A list of puns related to "Classic Shell"
My wife and I welcomed our new daughter this week. The wife wanted some classic rock while she was pushing. We were all there, the doctor, the main nurse (with whom we were joking all day long) and a few other nurses. This was the moment of truth.
Suddenly, the Scorpions' "Rock you like a hurricane" comes on, and my wife exclaims: "This is exactly what I need to pump me up!! She is going to be a Scorpion!"
To which I replied "Actually, she'll be a Sagittarius"
The nurse looked at me surprised, cracked up, the wife rolled her eyes, and a few breaths later my daughter was born.
I have never been prouder to be a dad.
I was at a friends house when her dad pulls this one:
Friend: "I went to Q barbecue the other day and I saw that girl Destinee I went to high school with, she is definitely pregnant!" Dad: "Looks like she'll be having Destinee's child...."
Classic.
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