A list of puns related to "Clark"
2:30 AM: A woman accused of robbing a large bank in San Francisco
6:00 PM: A man accused of scamming high rollers in Las Vegas
9:00 PM: A man accused of shooting two rival gang members in Los Angeles
The last one: Keep him away from the Crip tonight
Apparently he was only giving out one shoe per man.
Supper man!
Because he already had super vision.
In a super bowl
^^^^^^yaaaaay...
Kleptoman, because he's the man of steal.
it's Ryan's Secrets
https://youtu.be/Ri791tauGmU
^superscripts
Clark Kent
young clark kent: crumples self portrait
Clark Kent’s lucky he gets his powers from the sun, we just get cancer
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
Clark can't.
Harassin’ Ford.
....please don’t hurt me for this one
My grandma has started using facebook this year and she loves to post things like this on my wall:
"I wanted to send you a Fairy Tale for your birthday, but they tend to Dragon." ""Tis better to have loved a short person than never to have loved a tall." "Two left feet? It wasn't until the mid 19th. century that shoe manufacturers began making right and left shoes. Clarks was the first to do so. Before that, our ancestors who walked a lot had sore feet. Those poor souls!"
She's got a million of them, and is apparently determined to post all of them
because he already had super vision.
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