Clare Bowditch Puns

r/triplej's Hottest 100 Revisited is back! Each year, we wind back the clock and take a look at one of triple j's Hottest 100 countdowns from the archives. This year, we are revisiting 2010's countdown to see which songs we are still loving today.

Dates:

• Sunday 6 June - voting opens
• Sunday 20 June - voting closes
• Thursday 24 June - results

You can follow these links to see the results from previous revisited countdowns: 2012, 2009, 2008, 2007, 1997

triple j's Hottest 100 2010 (Spotify 200-1)

1. [Angus & Julia Stone - Big Jet Plane](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Angus & Julia StoneBig Jet Plane)
2. [Little Red - Rock It](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Little RedRock It)
3. [Ou Est Le Swimming Pool - Dance The Way I Feel](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Ou Est Le Swimming PoolDance The Way I Feel)
4. [Birds Of Tokyo - Plans](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Birds Of TokyoPlans)
5. [Boy & Bear - Fall At Your Feet](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Boy & BearFall At Your Feet)
6. [Adrian Lux - Teenage Crime](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Adrian LuxTeenage Crime)
7. [Cee Lo Green - Fuck You!](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Cee Lo GreenFuck You!)
8. [The Wombats - Tokyo (Vampires & Wolves)](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=The WombatsTokyo (Vampires & Wolves))
9. [Art Vs. Science - Magic Fountain](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Art Vs. ScienceMagic Fountain)
10. [Mark Ronson & The Business Intl. - Somebody To Love Me {Ft. Boy George & Andrew Wyatt}](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Mark Ronson & The Business Intl.Somebody To Love Me {Ft. Boy George & Andrew Wyatt})
11. [Pendulum - ABC News Theme {Remix}](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=

Last night I made the last minute decision to travel from my country town to Adelaide for a mini break. I stayed at the Majestic roof garden hotel staff were great with my last minute booking and it was only $116!

After a glorious sleep in I walked to the newly expanded Laneway Espresso where I ordered the basic bitch breakfast option of Smashed Avo. It was delicious, particularly the sweet chili beatroot jam.

Quick stroll through the mall to buy Clare Bowditch's new book, then to the Art Gallery. The current monsters exhibition was confronting but very well executed. Coffee in the sun then to Toyama for lunch. Fried oysters are amazing!

Almost time to drive home but I really enjoyed my little break. Adelaide really is a wonderful city.

Phil

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

Because a toothbrush works better

Had to ground him until he could conduct himself properly.

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

..... Will get a reward.

The Bushes

Because they work on many levels

..and as big as the last two put together.

I want to talk about my father and the wonderful influence he has had on my life,' he told the audience. 'He is a shining example of parenthood, and I love him more than words could ever do justice.'

At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, 'Sorry, but it's really hard to read my father’s handwriting.'

Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

Well, toucan play at that game.

Argon does not react.

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

I’d have $8.40

This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.

So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”

It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

Japan.

r/triplej's Hottest 100 Revisited is back! Each year, we wind back the clock and take a look at one of triple j's Hottest 100 countdowns from the archives. This year, we are revisiting 2009's countdown to see which songs we are still loving today.

Edit: VOTING IS NOW CLOSED. You can edit your votes at any time until voting closes on Sunday, 26 July.

Dates:

• Sunday 12 July - voting opens
• Sunday 26 July - voting closes
• Thursday 29 July - results

You can follow these links to see the results from previous revisited countdowns: 2012, 2008, 2007, 1997

triple j's Hottest 100 2009 (Spotify 200-1)

1. [Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Mumford & SonsLittle Lion Man)
2. [Art vs. Science - Parlez Vous Francais?](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Art vs. ScienceParlez Vous Francais?)
3. [Hilltop Hoods - Chase That Feeling](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Hilltop HoodsChase That Feeling)
4. Phoenix - Lisztomania
5. [Bluejuice - Broken Leg](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=BluejuiceBroken Leg)
6. [La Roux - Bulletproof](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=La RouxBulletproof)
7. [Lisa Mitchell - Coin Laundry](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Lisa MitchellCoin Laundry)
8. [Lily Allen - Not Fair](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Lily AllenNot Fair)
9. Muse - Uprising
10. [Florence + the Machine - Dog Days Are Over](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Florence + the MachineDog Days Are Over)
11. [Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Yeah Yeah YeahsHeads Will Roll)
12. [Dizzee Rascal and Armand Van Helden - Bonkers](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Dizzee Rascal and Armand Van HeldenBonkers)
13. [Phoenix - 1901](https: