Clan Puns

A list of puns related to "Clan"

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 26 2020
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WUHAN CLAN SPREADING LIKE A VIRUS
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👤︎ u/acceler8er
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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A famous viking of the red clan came home one day and told his wife it's gonna rain tomorrow. She asked him how he knows. He told her:

Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!

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👤︎ u/psayayayduck
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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We may soon resort to barbarianism and form clans and start clashing over toilet paper!

That's feud for thought!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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This happened in my Clash Royale clan (I’m a nerd)
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👤︎ u/Newb8192
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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Why couldn't the viking clan replace the boat they lost?

They couldn't affjord it.

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👤︎ u/lobsterbash
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Why did members of the Wu Tang Clan storm out of Danny's Filthy, Aged Seafood?

They didn't appreciate their fish coming with a side of an old, dirty bass turd.

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👤︎ u/AsherFischell
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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Blue Tang Clan
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👤︎ u/drummerchuk77
📅︎ Apr 02 2015
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There was a family of chicken detectives...

They were called “the clue clucks clan”

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👤︎ u/30min2thinkof1name
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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What do you call a group of racist Irish detectives?

The Mac cleu cleus clan

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👤︎ u/squatingonmars
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call a group of rappers with coronavirus?

The Wuhan clan !

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👤︎ u/Shouldhavejustsaidno
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?

The Wuhan Clan

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👤︎ u/tinyroundballs
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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Why shouldn't you eat oysters with Method Man?

Because Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to shuck with

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👤︎ u/Giraffe_Racer
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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What do you call a group of Indonesians that hates black people.

The krupuks-clan

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👤︎ u/commie4life
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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Why don't we eat Blue Tangs?

Because the Blue Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

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👤︎ u/SirMattIX
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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I always wanted to start a comic about a bunch of racist chickens...

Called the chicken clucks clan

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👤︎ u/Dyspaereunia
📅︎ May 31 2016
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What do you call a group of clumsy white detectives

The Clue klutz clan

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👤︎ u/rei7689
📅︎ Aug 25 2015
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That guy with two dicks should start a hip-hop group.

It would be the Tu-Wang Clan.

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👤︎ u/SadEaglesFan
📅︎ Aug 29 2014
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My Dads just joked his online team.

My Dad plays this App Game on his iPad and part of it is part of a "Clan" made up of various team mates from all over the world. Whenever their character levels up they get to pick certain power ups and my Dads due to Level up soon. He had the following conversation with his team mates.

Dad - "On my next Level I'm gonna get a Piecost"

Team Mate 1 - "What's one of those?"

Team Mate 2 - "I've never seen one, what are they?"

Team Mate 3 - "YEAH. WHATS A PIECOST?"

Dad - "About £1.50!"

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👤︎ u/neenoonee
📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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