4 Hilarious City Connection Puns

If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes...

And that's a huge ass connection.

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👤︎ u/lumikue

📅︎ Sep 21 2019

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Think twice before you cross that street

I heard it's really well-connected in this city

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👤︎ u/Hank_the_Hand

📅︎ Oct 11 2019

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I used to see this girl..

So I use to see this girl named Lindsey Theresa Elderwood. All her friends called her LTE. I kept trying to take her out to the mountains, but she just didn't think we could connect out there like we do in the city.

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👤︎ u/cantaloupe_elope

📅︎ Feb 20 2017

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If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes.

And that's a huge ass connection.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi

📅︎ Sep 17 2019

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