Hamster Corporation Puns

It was a turn based puzzle game where you had to have these hamsters do things in a certain order to break into this building (I believe inside the build were armed bad-hamsters that the CIA hamsters needed to take down or something). There is a cutscene at the beginning that showed some kind of army hamster giving orders to a team of other hamsters..

I believe i found it around 2005-2006 when flash games were popular at school, but i am unsure of the date that it actually came out.

Also, they might not have been hamsters, but they were some kind of small mammal that looked like a hamster..

Any help appreciated!

My store isnt huge, but it's not small either. Somehow we still have pretty limited stock on rodent supplies which makes no sense since we fucking sell rodents, yet we have six isles of dog food. Corporate decided to cram the shelves with tiny tales cages, then way to small guinea pig cages, and then one or two good piggy cages. We sell fish tanks and reptile tanks, but we don't sell any that aren't in a premaid kit for fish or reptiles. This means we don't carry a single cage, tank, or habitat that meets the barest minimum cage size for hamsters set by a reputable animal welfare organization (about 450 square inches) that also has bars a dwarf hamster couldn't fit through.

No good human could possibly knowingly put a hamster in your nasty tiny tales cages, and I've sold hamsters to numerous bad people. The guilt I feel watching these little rodents who didn't bite me even when they were probably terrified is immense every time. There is no way that you can make a fucking race car cage with lights and little tires for less than you could make a basic 2 foot by 2 foot cage with a nice deep bin. That's literally all you need to do. Hell sweeten the pot with some stickers and a few cheap accessories. I just don't understand how a human being short of being a greed driven monster could put out these products in good conscience. Everyone I know who works pet care feels guilty every damn day working for this company, exploiting these small animals, sending them off into neglectful homes. The only ones who don't are seasoned employees who have told me after a year you stop feeling anything.

Can't wait until I can quit this fucking job.

Hi,

i left corporate Germany and 6 figure job, 5years ago and travelled off the grid with wife and kids to Fiji where we stayed for 1,5 years and since then travelled around the world, living in a RV, growing food wherever we are, staying on vast fields and using solar energy and stream water.

I'm wondering if there are others out there that left corporate life or that are interested to get out of the office cubicle and what your top practical and emotional challenges are that consume your mind. I was worried about my kids being sucked up into hedonism, their health in an unhealthy environment and I needed to get out of the hamsterwheel (become simple) first, in order to find a HIGHER THINKING that is purposeful. i had diseases from sitting all day already and i saw others burning out and having heart failure, so i learned more and more about health and self-healing and had an urge to be with nature and family, but at the same time i wanted to create something useful, yet didnt know what

what are your obstacles that hold you back from living simple?
I'm curious to read from established or aspiring simple souls, about your challenges (emotional or practical) and what is actually holding you back, from getting out of the city office

Excited, Bharat

This won’t be a “look what my boss said - imma quit” post. But I hope I can help some others out there who feel like they’re undervalued in their job and aren’t sure what the next move is...

I’ve worked in finance for the last 13 years... climbed the ladder and didn’t feel inspired any of the way up. Finally got a coach a few years ago who helped me realize I was putting aside my dream to start a business because my family didn’t want me to make “risky” decisions with my life. But what is more “risky” than working for someone else who can at any moment decide that they want to stop paying you? All of your income is concentrated in one source! Every investor on the planet knows to diversify their investment portfolios (which is a form of income), so why do people tell us to keep our “steady paying jobs”?!

So I built a site for everyone like me who wants a way out of their job. Its called Coachicity and I hope it can help at least a few of you find a new career or a new path to happiness. DM me if interested

All the best everyone! Its a job seekers market and corporations deserve to feel what us employees have felt for the last 20 years.

#Previous Posts

• See my Q1 2021 version here. (10 Games)

• See my Q2 2021 version here. (10 Games)

• See my Q3 2021 version here. (30 Games)

#Introduction

With so many games releasing nowadays, I think it's easy for the good ones to get lost in the shuffle. I'm going to list 30 local multiplayer games released on PS4/PS5 in Q4 2021 – this includes ports from other platforms that are arriving on the PS4/PS5 ecosystem for the first time. This is just a tiny fraction of the games that have released this quarter – the PS4/PS5 receive about 50-60 new local multiplayer games a quarter – not counting existing games that are updated with local multiplayer support.

#Games Omitted from the List

• O-1. NHL 22 – Yearly Release

• O-2. Let’s Sing 2022 – Yearly Release

• O-3. Just Dance 2022 – Yearly Release

• O-4. Call of Duty: Vanguard – Yearly Release

• O-5. Super Sami Roll (PS5 ONLY) – Small Separate Versus Mode

• O-6. Horizon Chase Turbo – Generations: Senna Forever – DLC to Existing Local Multiplayer Game

• O-7. Human: Fall Flat – DLC to Existing Local Multiplayer Game

• O-8. Castle on the Coast – Support Role

• O-9. The Smurfs: Mission Vileaf – Support Role

#The 30 (+1)

Note: I missed Unsighted on my Q3 list. It supposedly launched on September 30th, but I didn’t see it in the “New Games” section of the PlayStation Store until October 3rd, after I had already posted the list, so I decided to list it on the Q4 list to give it its proper recognition.

0. Unsighted

• Picture: Link

• Trailer: Link

• Price: $19.99

• PlayStation Store Page: Link

• Release Date: September 30, 2021

• Genre: Top-Down Action Adventure Game

• Multiplayer: 2 Player Local Co-op

• Metacritic: 85% from 1 Critic Review, 97% from 3 User Ratings

• *D

49M, NW 10m, 2 grown up kids in college, reached top of career ladder. But no joy in life. That’s because I am very ‘time poor’. In my mind ‘time’ is far more valuable than money. While I cannot complaint about my career, increasingly I find the time that I spend on it as meaningless. It’s more of the same BS. If I get off the corporate hamster wheel, I will not be able to get back on (given age, etc). While I will get time with my old parents and family, also realize that after sometime I may get bored with all the time I have (grass is always greener on the other side). 😀 Hence am caught in this ‘circular reference error’ kind of situation. Anybody out there who identifies with this ? What did you do ? Any advice is welcome.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

New jobs added keeps missing meanwhile wages go up. The labor market is tight. By now, everyone has heard of the "big quit", the phenomenon in which massive numbers of workforce participants seem to have decided to quit their jobs to pursue better opportunities at around the same time. The tightness in the labor market is probably one of the largest driving factors of inflation that are affecting everything from commodity pricing to supply chain bottlenecks.

What caused this? My guess is that this stems from the fact that every retard and his wife's boyfriend out there has been drooling (for a while) over some combination of influencers, professional gamers, or youtube moneyman gurus they've put on a pedestal as their dream to escape their personal work hell of appeasing customers or moving a box from one location to the next 8 hours a day for no appreciation and shit pay. After all, if they can do it and give you the elementary school tier advice to follow your heart and be what you want to be, why shouldn't you? Well, for most of the tards out there, this comes down to personal risk tolerance as a reason for not doing so. Turns out being stuck in some dystopian situation where they are redlining their finances every month and cannot (or are otherwise too afraid to) take any sort of risky leap that would put their steady supply of basic necessities at risk is generally a no go.

So what has changed? Firstly, the shutdown effects in 2020 gave a decent number of people a taste of what life could be like outside the hamster wheel of physically commuting to work and servicing their corporate overlords for a daily helping of company cheese. Secondly, the government gave people who were previously living month to month free money, which many of them may have actually used to build up "savings". As time goes on, these people started really thinking about what they've just seen go down. They're watching people get rich on the big stonk rip, the big shitcoin boom, and after hundreds of hours of youtube they're increasingly convinced they can also succeed by jumping into whatever is pumping, despite not having a firm grasp on the base truth of what it is they are actually doing. As the friction at work increases with a steady stream of pain-in-the-ass covid-induced problems, a small number on the bolder side of the spectrum start to have a thought: "wait I have money to live for a bit, I don't need to put up with this". The internet magic money people have convi

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

I've worked at PetSmart for a few months, my job involves taking care of and selling our rodents including the piggies. I have zero loyalty to this company and promise all answers will be 100% honest (I might change a few minor details if I worry about it being identifying). I will start off by saying I am in no way a guinea pig expert, far from it. Our company offers no training on the wellbeing on any of our animals past what you need to do the job (so basically give them food from the right bins). If you ask a question about their health, diet, etc. I will tell you what I know without googling it.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

The game lit battle royale where everyone is a demon except for the main character (and a crazy demon hunter).

 

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“Alright, does anyone have a map?” I asked.

The four demons stared at me with blank expressions, remaining silent. That was unfortunate. I’d intentionally asked the question to bait Toll into ousting one of the other demons. However, the balaam was choosing not to reveal this information.

Well, if Toll had thought to hide it from me they were greatly mistaken. If nobody had a map, the obvious choice was to say no. That way, Toll would get a question and provide me with nothing of value. It was a deal with no downsides and there was little incentive to hide that fact. On the other hand, if Toll had answered yes, they would be revealing information that was important to the group, potentially putting them at odds with that group member or just outright revealing information that they did not want revealed. Hence, if somebody had a map, the best thing Toll could do was say nothing. Which is what they did.

I rested my foot up on a fallen tree in the middle of a clearing. If I wasn’t mistaken, a fight had taken place here earlier between other demons and digressers, given that a bunch of trees, with their leaves still intact, lay sideways across the area. Or it could have been Silica’s doing. Nothing was certain anymore and that pissed me off.

“Listen,” I sighed. “By staying silent, you’ve all practically told me that someone here has a map. Who has it?”

The demons all glanced at each other. Just as Toll opened their mouth to speak, Enzi’s hand shot up and a smile split her face. Toll’s beak snapped shut. They gained little to nothing from answering a question that someone already knew the answer to.

I held out a hand, asking for the map.

The corners of Enzi’s eyes crinkled as she pulled a thick, rolled-up parchment from her inventory. She stepped forward and held out the map, but before I could swipe it from her grip, she yanked it away and snuggled it between her breasts.

“Asking a woman to reveal her secrets is so un-gentlemanly,” she gas

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

#Previous Posts

• See my Q1 2021 version here. (10 Games)

• See my Q2 2021 version here. (10 Games)

• See my Q3 2021 version here. (30 Games)

#Introduction

With so many games releasing nowadays, I think it's easy for the good ones to get lost in the shuffle. I'm going to list 30 local multiplayer games released on PS4/PS5 in Q4 2021 – this includes ports from other platforms that are arriving on the PS4/PS5 ecosystem for the first time. This is just a tiny fraction of the games that have released this quarter – the PS4/PS5 receive about 50-60 new local multiplayer games a quarter – not counting existing games that are updated with local multiplayer support.

#Games Omitted from the List

• O-1. NHL 22 – Yearly Release

• O-2. Let’s Sing 2022 – Yearly Release

• O-3. Just Dance 2022 – Yearly Release

• O-4. Call of Duty: Vanguard – Yearly Release

• O-5. Super Sami Roll (PS5 ONLY) – Small Separate Versus Mode

• O-6. Horizon Chase Turbo – Generations: Senna Forever – DLC to Existing Local Multiplayer Game

• O-7. Human: Fall Flat – DLC to Existing Local Multiplayer Game

• O-8. Castle on the Coast – Support Role

• O-9. The Smurfs: Mission Vileaf – Support Role

#The 30 (+1)

Note: I missed Unsighted on my Q3 list. It supposedly launched on September 30th, but I didn’t see it in the “New Games” section of the PlayStation Store until October 3rd, after I had already posted the list, so I decided to list it on the Q4 list to give it its proper recognition.

0. Unsighted

• Picture: Link

• Trailer: Link

• Price: $19.99

• PlayStation Store Page: Link

• Release Date: September 30, 2021

• Genre: Top-Down Action Adventure Game

• Multiplayer: 2 Player Local Co-op

• Metacritic: 85% from 1 Critic Review, 97% from 3 User Ratings

• *D