A list of puns related to "Circuitous"
He was grounded.
It's a current affair.
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
You stick your foot out
But there are no leads.
One through ten will shock you!
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Me: Do you have the new Iron Maiden cd?
Employee: A Matter of Life and Death?
Me: No, itβs not that important
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Circuit Paul Dickhard
The doctors wont let me see him in his Current condition...
He grounded it.
Resistance is futile.
The offer was irresistible.
I'd call it "The Bait and Switch"
I asked if he tried to lengthen it.
Sherlock Ohms
Boss: 50 HP? That's a lot of amperage. We might want to install the larger circuit in the first place.
Me: So then, should I call the electrician and run the future current past them?
It was shocking at first.
Dad walks into Circuit City with me, as a child, and asks the nearest associate,
"Where is the electronics section?"
An obligatory comment about this being my first post
My son showed me his watch. The time on the watch was changing sporadically: 5:24, 12:01, 8:39, 1:44, etc. He said, "Look! My watch is having a stroke!" My response, "I don't know about a stroke, I'd say it's more likely a short in its Trisynaptic Circuit."
Hi guys, I need a pun involving bacteria and electricity for a school project, such as plug n plasmid, bactronics etc, it's for a modular biological circuit project
Me: Do you know when bread goes bad?
Him: I don't know. Did you check the "Best by" date on the package?
Me: Hmm.. that's weird. There's no "Best by" on here, but there's a Circuit City.
To prevent chortle circuits
My friend asked this on her wall on facebook.
Anyone else suffering from electricity shortage?
Dad: Nope. That would be shocking! Or revolting.
Me: Ohmm...These puns are so ampty..needs to be more electrifying
Dad: OP, Watt??
Dad: The puns are the current thing.
Me: I hope nobody breaks the circuit of these puns.
Dad: Wire you worried about that? They'll just socket to ya!
Me: This is such a Polarity moment. Say Cheese, Brofs SPARK
Dad: Don't be negative. Try alternating. It's not terminal.
Me: You have bested me, You win. #dadjokes too good
The Dad is strong, too strong.
New evidence as been found that in addition to trying to sway public opinion against Tesla's advocacy of alternating current, Edison went so far as to try to criminalize A/C through the courts by claiming public endangerment.
Sounds like he was close to winning, but his own hubris did him in. He tried to assure his victory by attempting to bribe the circuit court judge.
I was demonstrating for a physics lab today and we were doing an electricity experiment, building circuits and measuring voltage and current with various configurations of resistors.
One pair asked me to look at their results so I picked up the paper and started to shake my head with a scowl on my face.
Girl: What is it? What's wrong?
Me: It's these results.... they're shocking...
After a second of being genuinely worried, they realised I was laughing and looked at me angrily.
Guy: That was terrible.
Me: Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
Cue Groans
Last Friday my logic circuits professor gave us a pretty difficult test. Today when we came in he addressed it
Professor: The test may have been hard, but I looked through them last night and someone did get a 100% so it couldn't have been that bad
*Everyone looks around in disbelief
Professor: Yeah, I think his name was Mr. Key or something like that
... I laughed
My dad and I went to lunch today and I was telling him about the things we are learning in my circuits class. I told him all about voltage, current, circuit elements (this is ECE 101) and all kinds of stuff.
Then I start to explain Kirchoff's circuit law... He says "Not to be confused with Kerchief's law. You know, that law about blowing your nose the right way. I think his name was Hank."
He starts laughing as I groan...
I was in the supermarket with my dad when we passed by a giant cooler fool of seafood.
He got my attention and pointed at a sign beside the cooler, reading ATTENTION: THIS AREA IS MONITORED BY CLOSED-CIRCUIT TELEVISION AT ALL TIMES before saying:
"I'm glad the management is making sure nothing FISHY is going on!"
My husband has a bad back and ended up in the ER today from the pain. I came to get him and was wheeling him down the hallway when I stepped on a metal floor divider. I got a nasty static shock on my foot and hand pushing the wheelchair from completing the circuit.
My husband says "oh! I didn't know you were that in to music"
Me: ".......?"
Him: "You're such a great conductor!"
We're hanging a circuit breaker panel, me and the old Daddio.
Dad: Cut me a scrap of that flooring for a spacer. Three and a half inches thick so I can nail it to this stud.
Me: Sure. How long do you need it?
Dad: Oh... we're probably gonna need it for as long as the house is here.
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