Church (congregation) Puns

A list of puns related to "Church (congregation)"

Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?

The deceased was an organ donor.

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👤︎ u/stupidlyugly
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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My grandmother, a very devout member of the Spiritualist church, used to communicate with departed spirits at her congregation. Unfortunately, she passed away last week. By all accounts, it was a peaceful death.

Perhaps she'll be able to tell me herself at the funeral

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👤︎ u/boganic-alcoholic
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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Parents attended pirate night at the church - find the pun.

The local congregation held a pirate-themed fundraising dinner, my parents attended, this picture ensued. I missed the pun out of the gates - how long will it take /r/dadjokes?

(spacing for mobile users)

http://imgur.com/1UsHwvH

May the best dadjoker win! Groan-inducing hint to arrive in 1hr.

Edit: looks like I have a lot to learn... Goodnight reddit.

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👤︎ u/emcniece
📅︎ Feb 02 2015
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