My daughter hit another milestone today. You can call her Christopher.
What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves
Why did Christopher Columbus get lost?
Because the directions weren’t pacific
What does Christopher Walken say when someone bumps into him on the street?
Hey, I'm Walken here!
P.S. Bonus points for doing the voice too.
Christopher Lloyd is joining the Star Wars universe!
Did you know Christopher Walken is a trained dancer?
And Ted Danson is a trained walker…
I was riding on an elevator and decided to take a dump.
I’m taking this shit to a whole new level
Joe Biden is not my president. Neither was trump
Which actor drives the least?
If you could be any vegetable what would you be?
A mushroom because I’m a fun-guy!
Meet Christopher Watermeloni.
Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together
Nolan says he will direct.
DiCaprio says he will act.
And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
I heard that 23% of the crew of Christopher Columbus' Santa Maria were named Juan
Which means there was a three to Juan ratio
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
“Christopher Wreath” is back on my door and now the holidays can begin!
When did Christopher Columbus arrive in the USA?
Did you hear Christopher Cross retired as a musician to make time for his new business venture?
It's a Christopher Walk-in
what do you call a stateless movie director?
Why was Christopher Robbin?
For Pooh needed the honey.
A duck walks into a drug store
He asks the clerk for some lip ointment.
Clerk " certainly sir, will that be cash or credit"
The duck says "put it on my bill"
From blast from the past, Christopher Walken
So I just got back from watching the new Christopher Nolan movie. Here's my short review..
US Gymnast Christopher Brooks is suspended
Why did Christopher Columbus pull a bunch of Swiss chard out of the ocean?
He wanted to be in uncharded waters.
name your dog Christopher
When you take them for a walk, you’ll be Christopher Walken.
Why was Christopher Nolan unable to share his movies?
What did Christopher Columbus tell his men before they got on the ship?
Why did Christopher Robin spend so long in the toilet?
He was playing with Pooh.
What animal was Christopher Columbus the most afraid of?
Christopher Nolan was giving his composer cooking instructions.
What did Christopher Lloyd say after drinking Johnnie Walker?
Christopher Walken got arrested in The 100 Acre Woods
He was convicted of stealing Kanga's pouch and had to change his name to Christopher Robben.
Dadjoke by Christopher Lee (Video in comments)
Did you hear about the Austrialian Aborrigonie who bought himself a new boomarang?
He spent the rest of his life trying to get rid of the old one.
What was Christopher Lee's favorite genre of japanese comics?
Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?
Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
More than 1 000 pieces of music by Johann Sebastian Bach have been preserved,
along with nearly 900 by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, nearly 400 by Johann Christian Bach, more than 300 by Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, and nearly 200 by Wilhelm Friedemann Bach.
Together with as many as 200 more surviving compositions by other members of the Bach dynasty, scholars estimate that about 3 000 works are preserved in total, a collection that we today know as the Baroque Bach mountain.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
What the difference between Christopher Lloyd and Christopher Reeve?
What's the difference between Christopher Reeve and Christopher Walken?
One is Walken the other one isn't
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