Christopher Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Christopher Name"

name your dog Christopher

When you take them for a walk, you’ll be Christopher Walken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSFII
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I heard that 23% of the crew of Christopher Columbus' Santa Maria were named Juan

Which means there was a three to Juan ratio

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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One from my dad this morning.

"she was barking at some guy that was walking"

"Is his name Christopher"

"I'm not sure, didn't get to them particulars."

"Christopher Walken?"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Christopher Walken got arrested in The 100 Acre Woods

He was convicted of stealing Kanga's pouch and had to change his name to Christopher Robben.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soggy_Pronoun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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My psych professor just dadjoked all of us.

"I named my closet Christopher... because it was a walk-in."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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