Did you know Christopher Walken is a trained dancer?

And Ted Danson is a trained walker…

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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies?

He becomes Jason Nomoa.

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What the difference between Christopher Lloyd and Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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Meet Christopher Watermeloni.
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I heard that 23% of the crew of Christopher Columbus' Santa Maria were named Juan

Which means there was a three to Juan ratio

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Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together

Nolan says he will direct.

DiCaprio says he will act.

And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"

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β€œChristopher Wreath” is back on my door and now the holidays can begin!
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When did Christopher Columbus arrive in the USA?

On Columbus day

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Did you hear Christopher Cross retired as a musician to make time for his new business venture?

Chris Cross Applesauce

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It's a Christopher Walk-in
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So I just got back from watching the new Christopher Nolan movie. Here's my short review..

Tenet of ten.

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Why was Christopher Robbin?

For Pooh needed the honey.

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Why did Christopher Columbus pull a bunch of Swiss chard out of the ocean?

He wanted to be in uncharded waters.

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US Gymnast Christopher Brooks is suspended
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name your dog Christopher

When you take them for a walk, you’ll be Christopher Walken.

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Why was Christopher Nolan unable to share his movies?

Because he had NO-LAN!

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What did Christopher Columbus tell his men before they got on the ship?

Men, get on the ship.

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Why did Christopher Robin spend so long in the toilet?

He was playing with Pooh.

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What animal was Christopher Columbus the most afraid of?

A Navi-Gator

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What did Christopher Lloyd say after drinking Johnnie Walker?

Great scotch!

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Christopher Nolan was giving his composer cooking instructions.

"Hans, simmer."

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Christopher Walken got arrested in The 100 Acre Woods

He was convicted of stealing Kanga's pouch and had to change his name to Christopher Robben.

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Why was Christopher Columbus drunk on his trip to the Americas?

He was quartered on the port side.

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More than 1 000 pieces of music by Johann Sebastian Bach have been preserved,

along with nearly 900 by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, nearly 400 by Johann Christian Bach, more than 300 by Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, and nearly 200 by Wilhelm Friedemann Bach.

Together with as many as 200 more surviving compositions by other members of the Bach dynasty, scholars estimate that about 3 000 works are preserved in total, a collection that we today know as the Baroque Bach mountain.

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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?

Sure makes Stevie Wonder.

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Why did Christopher Walkin lose the marathon?

Because he's not Christopher Runnin.

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Dadjoke by Christopher Lee (Video in comments)

Did you hear about the Austrialian Aborrigonie who bought himself a new boomarang?

He spent the rest of his life trying to get rid of the old one.

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What was Christopher Lee's favorite genre of japanese comics?

Scary-Manga :)

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Nolan!

Christopher Nolan's new and highly anticipated movie will be released on December 15 in blu-ray. Finally I can watch the movie at Tenet-p.

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A joke I came up with when I was waking up this morning.

Two guys were walking down the street towards one another, the second guy bumps into the first guy and the first guy goes "Ayee, watch it. I'm Walken 'ere" and the second guy goes "oh, sorry Christopher"

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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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The legacy begins. imgur.com/u925nMO
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What name can make the most puns?

I'm not talking a combo like Christopher Walken to Christopher Sitten but like on general. Ex. Joe away man!

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Pearl Harbor of puns

If your onion sang hip-hop, would that be a rapscallion?

I used to be an astronaut, but I got tired of eating out of satellite dishes. I wasn't allowed to eat the Milky Way, even though I had to look at it every day. The worst thing was, I never got to visit The Space Bar. Then, when I was visiting the dark side of the moon, I was bitten by a parasite. Now, you might think it's crazy, but the doctor who removed it called it a lunar-tick.

If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

China recently tested a new steroid. It basically turns you into The Hulk. The side effect is it could turn you into a crazed zombie that tends to rip the upper extremities from people. People are saying that this could be the zombie apocalypse. In my opinion, lips have nothing to do with it. I call it ARMageddon. The only way to stay safe now is to not let anyone close enough to disarm you.

I recently was going to join the railroad union. I decided against it because it's complicated. If I received instruction on driving the locomotive, would they call it engineering, or training?

I got a sad story about a flower. I don't know who the heck she pissed off, but damn, now she's a Black-Eyed Susan.

I finally figured out what makes leaves angry. Fall. They get so mad they change color. Some are yellow. They're just afraid and run from their problems. The other ones usually just leave.

I went parachuting with my military buddies once. We landed on a department store. I told him I think we're at the wrong coordinates. He said: "Nope. We're right on Target"

I asked a psychologist if Native Americans have strong emotions. He said "Oh yeah, they're intense".

If a psychotic person thought something made sense, would that thought be psychological?

If Matt Damon were searching for a secondhand store, would he be Goodwill Hunting?

My friend is a Marksman for the military. One day, he went to the armory and asked for 3 snipers. They gave him a candy bar. It was a 3 Musketeers.

I want to be there if Dwayne Johnson ever uses a pizza stone. That way I can smell what "The Rock" is cookin'.

Christopher bought a lemon, and the car broke down. Now Christopher Walken.

Have you heard about the latest bank battle on Wall Street? Capital One and Chase got in a fight and Capital One.

You know what a pirate says to his wenches when he sees the shoreline? "LAND HO!"

A man finds a lamp in the desert and dusts it off. Poof! A genie p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Who is the Most famous Explorer

Me: Christopher Columbus?

Dad: Your Stupid, it's Internet Explorer

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One from my dad this morning.

"she was barking at some guy that was walking"

"Is his name Christopher"

"I'm not sure, didn't get to them particulars."

"Christopher Walken?"

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What's the difference between Christopher Reeve and Christopher Walken?

One is Walken the other one isn't

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