.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.
(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).
Because it’s illegal to own a Christian
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
Because most of them are Catholics.
They can't seem to stomach seitan.
Might be an old one that someone else's said but it made me chuckle.
Now he's always livin' on a prayer
Unorthodox
The A-Men
This is the last straw.
Me: " That doesn't bother me. "
Her: "Thats great... Because I'd much rather be known as Christine now."
But by god did I love thy neighbor
Christian Bale
I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...
John Claude Van Dang.
PrayStation
Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.
If only Jesus saves?
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
"Well prayed"
He's calling it "Faithbook".
A cross-dresser
Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.
That's separation of church and steak.
A straw-berry
... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.
Theres this Jewish man who has a son who leaves home and decides to convert to Christianity. He confides in his friend who goes “dude you’re not gonna believe this, my son did the same thing he left home, came back and was all of a sudden Christian.” They decided this problem was getting out of hand so they go see their Rabbi and ask him what to do. The Rabbi goes “you’re not gonna believe this my son also left home and converted to Christianity. This is getting out of hand we have to talk to God”. So they go to God and tell him their stories about how Christianity is running rampant through their community and ask for his guidance. God says “Guys you’re not gonna believe this.”
The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal
Christian Bale.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
Christian Bale.
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Christian Bale
Cows weren't getting a square meal.
"Well prayed"
