Chris Wood (footballer, born 1991) Puns

A list of puns related to "Chris Wood (footballer, born 1991)"

29 years ago at 7/Jan/1991, Eden Hazard (Belgian Footballer) was born
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👤︎ u/Steve_THE_KiD_19
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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Kiwi footballer Chris Wood scores for Premier League club Burnley in stoppage time to deny Spurs 3 points at Wembley streamable.com/h8fjw
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👤︎ u/SadisticUnicorn
📅︎ Aug 27 2017
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Chris Wood from Burnley to Newcastle for £25mil done deal subject to medical.

I know fear for Burnley they just lost their main man double figures in goals every season....Good news for Newcastle i know can see them staying up.

Your views ?

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👤︎ u/thesaint2000
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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Not a Tacoma but I’m still pissed my dad sold this the year I was born(1991) for $1,000
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👤︎ u/Floridaboii91
📅︎ Dec 21 2021
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My girlfriend, who has also become an avid D&D player, gifted to me an issue of Dragon from 1991 (the year I was born) for Christmas. I'm in love with this magazine. This could be the start of a collection... reddit.com/gallery/rpvofu
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👤︎ u/Alternative-Motor-44
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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Are you born after or before Yugoslavia fell? (1991)

Are you born after or before Yugoslavia fell? (1991).

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👤︎ u/KuceTheDog
📅︎ Dec 31 2021
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All Whites footballer Chris Wood nets a goal in bizarre circumstances. [0:59] stuff.co.nz/sport/footbal…
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👤︎ u/hmistry
📅︎ Nov 03 2013
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[John Percy] Newcastle are closing in on the signing of #BurnleyFC forward Chris Wood. New Zealand international is expected to travel up to Newcastle for a medical tonight. Set to be Eddie Howe's second January signing #nufc twitter.com/JPercyTelegra…
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👤︎ u/Blodgharm
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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Footballer Lozano already playing for Napoli before hes even born twitter.com/WesleyVictorM…
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👤︎ u/Finjays
📅︎ Nov 11 2021
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I was born in March of 1991

I started to like the Bengals when Corey Dillon eviscerated the Broncos to set a record.

I fell in love with the Bengals when I shook Willie Anderson’s hand when I tossed the coin before the browns 58-48 game.

I sweated with everyone waiting for the bengals at colts 2005 game to start. Even though we were pre empted by another game. I was still looking forward to Jim Nantz on the call.

I gasped and sighed when Carson threw 60+ yards to Slim on our first offensive play of the game in 05. We knew what happened already.

I remember Christmas Eve 2006 when brad St. Louis botched the snap against Denver.

And then another brad in 2009 beat us in the return game for the jets after Bernard Scott returned a kickoff himself in the wild card game.

Since then the Texans twice, colts, chargers and Steelers with help from Joey Porter have beaten us.

I was at the Chiefs game with my mom. She’s grown to care just as much as I have. We had so much fun losing our voices for Money Mac to deliver the north title.

I want so bad to bawl my eyes out on Saturday. Let’s exorcise those demons, Joe and Ja’Marr, and Joe and Tee and Tyler and CJ and Isaiah and Quinten and Trey and Jackson and Jonah and Trey and DJ and Josh and Sam and Logan and Germaine and Chido and Eli and Vonn and Jessie. 30 years in the making.

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👤︎ u/jking191
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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Pisa S.C. Create a Club. Newly promoted Serie B champions Pisa will be returning to Serie A for the first time since 1991, when Diego Simeone played for the club. Pisa born Goalkeeper and Italian Journeyman Marco Storari will be at the helm! reddit.com/gallery/rul2qz
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👤︎ u/BanquoRTG
📅︎ Jan 02 2022
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56 days until SEC football returns! That SEC Podcast countdown: Louisiana native Dak Prescott’s 56-yard touchdown run helped Mississippi State beat LSU for the first time in 15 years back in 2014. This was MSU’s first win in Baton Rouge since 1991, two years before Dak was born! v.redd.it/hnlac7v7u8a51
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👤︎ u/TN_Mike
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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TIL that the world record for the most passengers on an aircraft was set during Israel's evacuation of Jews from Ethiopia in 1991, when a single 747 carried at least 1,088 people, including two babies who were born on the flight. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ope…
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👤︎ u/Loki-L
📅︎ Aug 16 2021
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People born between 1987-1991, what are some things you grew up with?
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👤︎ u/banana_toucan904
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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I'm in California, I'm looking for a friend I haven't seen since @1991. His initials are J.M. and he was born on Valentines day 1959.

Rule #6 forbids me from mentioning his name. If you know who I mean, let him know to PM me if he can. Last I knew he was living in the Sandy area @7th east and 88th south.

He probably still drives a pickup truck. I have exhausted all the FB profiles, what I could find of My Space, Instagram etc. His name is common so that doesn't help much.

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👤︎ u/mushbo
📅︎ Dec 08 2021
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[Fabrizio Romano] Chris Wood's now prepared to undergo his medical as Newcastle player today. Contract to be signed in the afternoon after release clause triggered yesterday for £20m to Burnley. Ekitike deal still complicated - but Newcastle are working to sign one more striker. twitter.com/FabrizioRoman…
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👤︎ u/_stone_age
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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56 days until SEC football returns! That SEC Podcast countdown: Louisiana native Dak Prescott’s 56-yard touchdown run helped Mississippi State beat LSU for the first time in 15 years back in 2014. This was MSU’s first win in Baton Rouge since 1991, two years before Dak was born! v.redd.it/7k0qkqe1u8a51
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👤︎ u/TN_Mike
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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Newcastle desperate to sign striker before Watford match with Divock Origi, Dominic Solanke and Chris Wood among transfer targets skysports.com/football/ne…
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👤︎ u/Red_Brummy
📅︎ Jan 10 2022
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Sweden Halts Moderna if born after 1991 (Original Public Health article google translated) www-folkhalsomyndigheten-…
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👤︎ u/EndTimesDestroyer
📅︎ Oct 07 2021
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Why is it implied that Reagan grew up in the 80’s… when she’s canonically 30 in 2021, which would mean she would have been born in 1991?

Title. What are your thoughts?

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👤︎ u/Femmefuckwad
📅︎ Oct 27 2021
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Chris Wood (6.7) travelling up to complete his Newcastle medical tonight. twitter.com/JPercyTelegra…
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👤︎ u/Zach-dalt
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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Sweden stops use of Moderna for people born in 1991 or later.

While investing several cases of Myocarditis, Sweden has decided to pause the use of Moderna, for young people.

https://www.folkhalsomyndigheten.se/nyheter-och-press/nyhetsarkiv/2021/oktober/anvandningen-av-modernas-vaccin-mot-covid-19-pausas-for-alla-som-ar-fodda-1991-och-senare/

Sorry, but the news is to fresh to find a source in English, will come back with one later.

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👤︎ u/drunkviking76
📅︎ Oct 06 2021
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Chris Wood expected to travel to Newcastle tonight for a Medical. twitter.com/JPercyTelegra…
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👤︎ u/Has_dodgy_legs
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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[Craig Hope] Newcastle are on the verge of completing £25m move for Chris Wood - also mentions Newcastle are interested in Torino's Gleison Bremer who shares agencies with Wood and Trippier dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo…
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👤︎ u/Woodstovia
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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[Tweet] Sweden halts vaccinations against #COVID19 with Moderna’s Spikevax for those born 1991 or later, citing side effects including heart muscle inflammation. archive.is/QxGZl
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👤︎ u/yvaN_ehT_nioJ
📅︎ Oct 06 2021
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Me finding out Travis middle name is actually “Bermon” and he was born in 1991 which means he’s 30. reddit.com/gallery/pttznw
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👤︎ u/RTDlove
📅︎ Sep 23 2021
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ESPN really screwed up Darius Leonard date of birth says he's 30 years old born 9/12/1991. His real DOB is July 27, 1995 (age 26 years) espn.com/nfl/player/stats…
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👤︎ u/VADORANT
📅︎ Oct 17 2021
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2005 Born Ontario Footballer Jesse Costa has just signed with Wolfsburg in Germany twitter.com/PitchsideS/st…
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👤︎ u/Barthez_Battalion
📅︎ Aug 05 2021
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[Luke Edwards] Starting to look like Chris Wood has a release clause in Burnley contract - explains NUFC interest twitter.com/LukeEdwardsTe…
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👤︎ u/ThinWhiteMale
📅︎ Jan 10 2022
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I’m Desmond Howard, an ESPN college football analyst and commentator and 1991 Heisman Trophy winner. I’m here to discuss Monday’s College Football Playoff National Championship with r/CFB – AMA!

# DESMOND HOWARD, College Football Analyst

> What’s up, everyone, it’s Desmond Howard – I’ve been at ESPN for 15+ years as an analyst on a bunch of ESPN studio shows, including College GameDay Built by The Home Depot. I’m a proud Michigan grad, have a passion for health & wellness, binge-watch cooking competition shows, and I’ve won some trophies on the football field and behind the GameDay desk. > > Proof it’s me! > > AMA!

We've opened the thread now so you can get in your questions, answers begin at 6:00pm ET via /u/ESPN_Marketing.

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👤︎ u/CFB_Referee
📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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[Newcastle United] Newcastle United sign Chris Wood from Burnley nufc.co.uk/news/latest-ne…
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👤︎ u/MDHChaos
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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56 days until SEC football returns! Louisiana native Dak Prescott’s 56-yard touchdown run helped Mississippi State beat LSU for the first time in 15 years back in 2014. This was MSU’s first win in Baton Rouge since 1991, two years before Dak was born! v.redd.it/05cyfx3xt8a51
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👤︎ u/TN_Mike
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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[sky] Newcastle desperate to sign striker before Watford match with Divock Origi, Dominic Solanke and Chris Wood among transfer targets skysports.com/football/ne…
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👤︎ u/Petaaa
📅︎ Jan 10 2022
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Plane spotting? No, more like train spotting. Chris Wood is on his way!
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👤︎ u/Notove
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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Liam Twoney: Four of yesterday's starters - Kepa, Rudiger, Jorginho, Barkley - weren't born the last time Chelsea lost by six goals or more (7-0 vs Nottingham Forest on April 20, 1991). Sarri was coaching his first amateur club, Stia, in Italian football's eighth tier at the time #cfc twitter.com/liam_twomey/s…
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👤︎ u/DeludedIndian
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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Actress Sarah Ramos (Parenthood) with her fellow Millennial bestie (both born 1991) Dylan O'Brien at the "All to Well" Taylor Swift short film premiere in New York City. Note her "Red"-era tour jacket. Aww. So pure. instagram.com/p/CWYoRtyv6…
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👤︎ u/methodwriter85
📅︎ Nov 21 2021
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Late 80s or 1990. My Mom, sisters, and brother at Christmas (I wasn't born until 1991). imgur.com/YG1LixH
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👤︎ u/jacobr1020
📅︎ Dec 05 2021
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