Much like everyone else, my dad's quotes were made for this subreddit

While watching golf, some golfer named Chris Wood came on the screen.

Dad: "Hey, any of you guys know his brother, Stiff?"

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📅︎ Aug 03 2013
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My girlfriend's dad watching Cabin in the Woods

My girlfriend and I were watching Cabin in the Woods tonight. Chris Hemsworth's character starts riding a dirt bike to jump across a chasm, when her dad chimes in. "If he crashes, he's going to be pretty Thor".

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📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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