G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#

Damn!

I just majorly fucked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Why is Dark spelled with a β€˜K’ and not a β€˜C’?

Because you can’t β€˜C’ in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Why don’t snakes like vitamin C?

Because it’s an anti-HISStamine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stretchedanushehe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy

But he was 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My GF dressed up as a police woman and told me I was under arrest under the suspicion that I was good in bed c

After 3 mins all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avinash333bhat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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F for the guard
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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If Hose C and Hose D are together, who is Hose B dating?

JosΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alasnik206
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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F
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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You can be -273,15 Β°C (-457,87 Β°F) but still be 0K.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemanRussNL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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A hard learned lesson to all the dads out there, with wives who’ve had C-Sections.

Don’t ever refer to her as your little zip-lock bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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Hundreds of thousands of pigeons and doves have gathered in Washington D.C.

Authorities are concerned they are staging a coo.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night

Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Did you hear about the chemist at -273.15 degree C?

People say he is 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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It FINALLY happened.

Almost 40 and growing my beard out for the first time. Wife finally says "You know I'm starting to like it." And I could finally say "Yeah. It's growing on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1284X
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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So, if you put Arlington County in Virginia together with Washington, D.C.,

Could that area be called AC/DC?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why did F’s parents ground him?

He was not E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?

No reason to see one if it's ok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I hate going to M.C.Hammers house...

He won't let me touch anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.

I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"

Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mopageboy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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My friend and I were having a conversation on a hot summer day but when the A/C broke…

our conversation turned into a heated conversation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tf1-f1
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....

It can't touch this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Knock knock. Who's there? F. F who?

F be I, Open up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infopl
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?

Through science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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It is I-C-Y outside

I-C-Y people want to stay indoors, next to the fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzy-chin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

Boy-ant-C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"

"No Dad, it was fuck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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F in the chat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/den434
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Me and my french friend were playing roblox when i ended up dying. Later, he sent me a picture of an egg

Oeuf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/123Spaghetti321
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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F-in-land
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHyperthetical
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlusAwe55
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.

-Dad, what are you doing?

-Listening to AC/DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tahmid5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I c
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magik160
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?

I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukimeouch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,

I think he was 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niyi_M
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy, but he was 0K.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C

everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?

Because then it would be "darc"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vilateral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noblegreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?

Because you can't see in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apapipay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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