G β A β B β C β D β E β G β F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why is Dark spelled with a βKβ and not a βCβ?
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why donβt snakes like vitamin C?
Because itβs an anti-HISStamine!
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︎ Jul 01 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy
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︎ Mar 09 2021
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
My GF dressed up as a police woman and told me I was under arrest under the suspicion that I was good in bed c
After 3 mins all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
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︎ Apr 10 2021
F for the guard
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︎ Apr 05 2021
If Hose C and Hose D are together, who is Hose B dating?
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︎ Jul 01 2021
F
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︎ Apr 07 2021
You can be -273,15 Β°C (-457,87 Β°F) but still be 0K.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
A hard learned lesson to all the dads out there, with wives whoβve had C-Sections.
Donβt ever refer to her as your little zip-lock bag.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Hundreds of thousands of pigeons and doves have gathered in Washington D.C.
Authorities are concerned they are staging a coo.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night
Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Did you hear about the chemist at -273.15 degree C?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
It FINALLY happened.
Almost 40 and growing my beard out for the first time. Wife finally says "You know I'm starting to like it." And I could finally say "Yeah. It's growing on me."
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︎ Apr 20 2021
So, if you put Arlington County in Virginia together with Washington, D.C.,
Could that area be called AC/DC?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Why did Fβs parents ground him?
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︎ Jun 18 2021
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I hate going to M.C.Hammers house...
He won't let me touch anything.
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︎ May 05 2021
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
My friend and I were having a conversation on a hot summer day but when the A/C brokeβ¦
our conversation turned into a heated conversation
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︎ May 01 2021
I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Knock knock. Who's there? F. F who?
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︎ May 29 2021
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
It is I-C-Y outside
I-C-Y people want to stay indoors, next to the fire
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︎ Feb 09 2021
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"
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︎ Mar 24 2021
F in the chat
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︎ Feb 19 2021
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Me and my french friend were playing roblox when i ended up dying. Later, he sent me a picture of an egg
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︎ Jun 09 2021
F-in-land
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
I c
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Whatβs with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
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︎ Sep 11 2020
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy, but he was 0K.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C
everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
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︎ Feb 16 2021
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Mar 03 2021
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