Chopsticks (waltz) Puns

My third grade (1982-1983) music teacher taught us this song to song along to Chopsticks and I can no longer remember all of the words. Google is coming up with the title but no lyrics and lyrics sites are dead ends. I know that the song is older than the 80s if that helps.

The lyrics I can remember are:

Dinny and Dinah

Two pandas from China

Eat food from their dishes

--------- simply delicious

Like gooey chop suey

And lots of bambooey

-------- all day

The dashes represent missing word(s) in that line. I'm positive that I missed some lines in between, too. This will most likely depend on someone who knows the song and remembers the lyrics. Thanks!

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Here's what it sounds like, there was definitely another 3 notes after it but I forgot the notes.

Apparently the UK calls a completely different tune Chopsticks than everywhere else does. What some people here call Chopsticks is apparently the Flea Waltz (amongst other names).

I've heard the two versions of Chopsticks segued together before, with The Flea Waltz coming first, leading into Chopsticks Waltz.

I've no idea where I heard it. (Not on the movie Big since that's Heart and Soul then Chopsticks.) Does anyone have any ideas?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopsticks_(music)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Flohwalzer

At least make sure the song they're listening to is in triple time first.

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Can you use chopsticks? My friend says that most people in my age range can't use chopsticks. I won't say how old we are so the results don't get skewed.

Chopsticks can pick up anything, from big chunks of meat to small grains of rice. I can't name a solid food that can't be eaten with chopsticks. Heck, I use chopsticks for eating chips, so my fingers are free of flavoring dust. Don't come at me saying you can't eat a steak with chopsticks, since steaks can be cut before serving.

Ok, so here we go. It was my day off of work yesterday and we were going to dinner in our home and play videogames. (Just for making more visual for you, I'm a 28 F and my BF a 30 M) Suddenly I've decided to use my chopsticks to dinner. I have 3 pairs of chopsticks: 2 of them very simple and the kind that you discard after use, and one of them that I've bought in 2014, the reusable kind, and very, very beautiful (all black). As I've decided to eat w/ my pretty chopsticks, I've realized they were dirty. Weird, but then I've started to wash it again and it has something sticky on them that just wouldn't come off. After some minutes trying to take that thing out of my chopsticks, I've realized that it was that "resin" from MJ, and that my BF used my beautiful chopstick to clean his bong and didn't even bothered to 1 ask if he could, 2 tell me he did it, 3 use the disposable chopsticks to do so, 4 clean them properly after using.

I'm very offended because these chopsticks had real emotional value and also because he used something I use to put in my mouth and food to CLEAN weed garbage/resin that accumulated on his bong Months ago. I told him that im angry and sad and since them he apologized (just said sorry) and is ignoring me since them, angry towards me.

Edit: when we planned to live together, pretty much me and my mom settled all up. A huge part of the mobília came from my parent's house when they changed the furniture and etc, pretty much everything came from me and my mom, that includes tv, tables, couches, refrigerator, oven, kitchen utensils, pretty much everything. He does a lot in the house (since Im working six days a week and he's unemployed) he cooks, clean the dishes and etc, while I do the proper cleaning: floors, for an example. But he's really distracted and dont listen to me, therefore, i have to scrub the pots that are never actually clean, the oven, have to wash some dishes again (like the chopsticks), because it's never actually clean. I've had a fight with him about it, and he said that have an attention issue and felt like I was punishing him for it. But a while ago he broke a plastic spoon we had (also came from my mom's) after I was tired to tell him to not let that spoon inside the hot pots (never bought a new one), and almost threw an ashtray on the garbage (I saw it and retrieved from the garbage in time, also a thing he didn't bought).

But the point is that we are really conscious about money, you know? Our things are sepa

So I’m left handed. And she’s right handed. I forgot, okay? For dinner I was in charge of placing down everyone’s chopsticks. I accidentally put them on the left side of their plates. I made a joke about how I forgot everyone’s not left handed. My mother looks at me and goes, “in Korea you only place down chopsticks on the left in front of your ancestor’s grave.” I was like. “Ok but I’m left handed.” She was like, “that’s called tradition and etiquette. Some people will be angry with it.” Bruh it’s 2021.

I’m searching for waltz songs to spin to and read that Denis is basically the only one who includes them (or at least two years ago when the question was asked here but it unfortunately didn’t have any other helpful info).

Does anyone have specific classes to recommend with waltzes? I’d love to take some but don’t really want to sift through tons of classes and I figured you all may have some recommendations at the top of your heads! (Or even if you can just recommend the songs in particular, that would be super awesome!)

ETA: If you’re not sure what a waltz is, it’s a song where your lead leg sort of switches with the beat on a 3 count… So it would be LRL, RLR, LRL, RLR, etc. instead of LR LR LR LR. Some examples of songs include: Perfect and Give Me Love by Ed Sheeran, I won’t Give Up by Jason Mraz… (: