Itβs not legal tender
I donβt have a recipe, so I guess Iβll have to wing it.
Itβs a KF Secret.
So with all of that in mind, how the hell do they make jerk chicken?!?!
I need to make batter choices.
Agatha Crispy.
Key Of C.
Of rice and hen
I replied, "in general, so Tso."
It was all legal tender
"Hried hikhen! Hoh! Hoh!"
(shout out to my friend's uncle, Mr. Ghani, for this joke)
They think it's poultrygeist.
Because its Seoul food
Legs βn dairy
The waitress gave us our food and he started looking the pieces over really intently. He turned them all over and checked every side.
Waitress: is everything okay sir? Dad: No i think something's wrong with my chicken. (Looking at the pieces for a second time) Waitress: I'm sorry, what's wrong? Dad: I don't think they signed my chicken.
I lost it.
Happy Fathers day weekend!
She replied, "oh you batter not!"
Colonel Slanders
Itβs a vast right wing conspiracy
Last night my parents came over for dinner, so we decided to order some fried chicken from one of our favorite restaurants.
My mom called in the order and placed it under my dad's name "Jon".
My dad and I go to pick up the chicken when it's ready, as we walk into the restaurant the lady at the front says "Are you here for Jon?"
Without any hesitation my dad says, "No, I'm here for chicken."
He chuckled to himself for a few seconds before letting the lady know that in fact yes, we were there to pick up the order.
