I couldn’t open my champagne last night

Until I used Brut force

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Last night a girl invited me to her place for some champagne

It turned out it was real pain

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Dad left me this gem on my Facebook picture

The post (blacked out my college's name for the sake of secrecy)

The story: Night before college graduation = wayyyyy too much champagne. And let's just say that the hedges were in as bad of a shape as I was the next day.

Felt nostalgic and shared the photo on FB. He's probably been planning this joke for the last ten months.

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