I wasn't going to post this, because it makes me look like a dipshit, but why not?
OK. I was at work last week and there's a baby alligator underneath my car. I'm getting ready to go to lunch and I see his snout poking out. I'm from New England, I don't know what to do so I call animal control. The woman was not helpful. She's acting like it's no big deal. OK, I get it. She can't give actual advice because if I'm bitten that's a lawsuit etc. She's telling me to set off my car alarm. Which I did. He doesn't budge. She asks that I spray him with a garden hose. But I work in an office park. I ask if baby gators are aggressive. No answer. Lol.. What's she supposed to say?
Finally a local guy sees me looking under my car. I explain the situation. He grabs a long handle broom, gives me a box and he just swept it into the box, taped it and took it to the swamp to release.
So that's it. They're not super aggressive. If you're in a similar situation don't be a chicken shit like me. Just sweep into a box and carry on!
I just found it to be a little funny how for all of you, you sleep through the maintenance while for me, I can already start playing by lunchtime
I watched all five episodes waiting to see it to no avail. Yet Andy Sandberg makes the list with his roast on Franco's. He obviously steals the theme from Norm 5 years prior. Thats 5 hours I won't be getting back
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