Here is the wikipedia article on this guy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecil_Jacobson
Basically he was a fertility doctor who, over the course of many years, inseminated many women with his own semen without their knowledge. Many of them had been told they were receiving sperm through an anonymous program, and at least one woman had wanted to use her husband's sperm for the insemination. In the end, Jacobson was convicted of 52 counts of mail fraud, wire fraud, and perjury, and was sentenced to 5 years in prison as well as having his medical license revoked.
Which I think is nothing like enough. I think that that is a terrible breach of trust, and could potentially have destroyed many of the women's lives, as well as their children's lives (I have no idea if it did, but the point is that it had the potential to). Furthermore, considering that he placed his own semen inside women without their consent (as they believed it to be someone else's) I see no reason why this should not be considered rape.
The reason I'm putting this up here is because I wonder if I'm missing something. A lot of people just seem to think it's quite funny, from what I've seen online, and of course the original sentence was only 5 years. Am I being quite extreme in my judgement here?
While writing my Warhammer Infinity fanfic I've had an idea for an invention that allows a man & woman to have a city's worth of kids. The building or spaceship would have a pyramid like structure. At the top would be a highly advanced chamber designed to fertilize every egg extracted from it's female donor & put every donated sperm to use. Perhaps one man & multiple women would be able to have a million kids through this process, using every sperm & egg to full use. After the nanotech at the top fertilizes every egg, the fetuses would move down the pyramid, being given everything they need to grow. At the bottom would be the nursery where anywhere from half a million to a million babies would be raised.
Anyways is there any device in a sci-fi franchise I haven't seen that does something like that? That allows one couple to have more kids than they can comprehend.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
