It would be bad if Elon Musk got caught up in a big scandal…

Elongate would be really drawn out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FourBloodMoons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2022
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a scandal.

Elon-gate would be really long and drawn out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oeco123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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A man recently pulled up to a gas station and started to pump gas while still holding his lit cigarette. The fuel nozzle's shutoff switch failed to engage when his tank was full & fuel shot out on to the man's arm. The fuel immediately caught fire. A cop that was driving by stopped and shot the guy

Apparently it's illegal to wave a fire arm in public.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2021
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Caught my two young sons having a peeing contest yesterday to see who could pee highest up the wall

I hit the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LachrymoseClown
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2021
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Caught my kids throwing sticks of butter up in the air in our backyard.

They said they wanted to see butterflies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I got caught up in a Fire Ant's Nest....

It was Ant-Agonizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aWayCup
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class...

...so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uptwolait
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Caught a couple dudes beating up a little kid , so I stepped in to help .

Little bastard didn’t stand a chance against the three of us !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liddles06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.

I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalibabka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I caught someone beating up my food!

I'm charging them with a salt and buttery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Family_Whale
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My neighbor was arrested because the cops caught him hiding cocaine up his butt.

They charged him with possession of crack cocaine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What did the police say when they finally caught up to the corrupt medical examiner?

Stop! We have you coroner’ed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodzest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes

They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoorKidstoys
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Caught myself singing this while setting up for the family...

β™« If you wanna cook out You've gotta take her out, Propane... β™ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phreakmonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal

I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpthomacePrime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a scandal.

Elongate would really stretch on.

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