Dracula's wife is divorcing him because he cheated. She wants it all, the castles the coffins, etc...

She's going to bleed him dry!

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📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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I went to Transylvania...

...to take a tour of Dracula’s castle. It was closed, and he wasn’t even there. I guess I’ll have to go back when it gets re-vamped.

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📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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