Cash cow Puns

A list of puns related to "Cash cow"

Which industry makes the most significant portion of its profits through a cash cow?

Big Farmer

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👤︎ u/oceanchimp
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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What did the business man do when he found a cash cow?

He milked it for everything it was worth.

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👤︎ u/zydecolarry
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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My farm animal ate all my money…

Now I just have a cash cow.

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👤︎ u/rszim94
📅︎ Jul 04 2022
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What do the finance industry and farming have in common?

Cash cows and piggy banks.

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👤︎ u/Upvoter_NeverDie
📅︎ Apr 16 2022
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What do you call a bovine who cuts up her credit cards?

A cash cow!

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👤︎ u/Crash_86
📅︎ Mar 06 2022
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Dad oneup'd my joke in the car today.

Riding in the car with dad and I decide to tell him a joke (I know a lot of people have heard it before).

Me: If I was a DJ I'd be DJ Enzyme cause I like to break it down!

Dad: Well I'd be DJ Photon.

Me: Whaaaaaat?

Dad: Cause I like to light it up!

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👤︎ u/Elesteelman
📅︎ Feb 24 2014
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Dad joked my mom today.

Me: didn't uncle Floyd own a dairy farm?

Mom: It was his parents but they sold it for around 3 million dollars.

Me: Wow, thats a real cash cow.

Dad begins laughing from the other room

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👤︎ u/EliteJDL
📅︎ Feb 10 2015
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Some highlights from our family trip last weekend

Oldest son (at a restaurant): do they accept dogs here? Me: no, it's cash or card

Waitress (bringing our after dinner drinks): I have three ports. Me: it was supposed to be two ports and a starboard

Youngest son (while we were driving): look, a cow... nevermind, it's gone Me: yes, we mooooved on...

Me: those plants around the redwoods are ferns Oldest son: they grow really close to the trees Me: yeah, they're really frondly...

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👤︎ u/confibulator
📅︎ Mar 23 2017
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