A list of puns related to "Carpe diem"
Now that's what I call seizing the day.
I was telling my dad about my JAWS essay that is due in a couple of days and this is the conversation that followed.
Me: I'm writing out my JAWS essay.
Dad: Ok sounds a bit fishy.
Me:That's a terrible joke.
Dad: Hook line and sinker
ME: Stahp. I can't handle the dad jokes anymore.
Dad: Holy mackerel he's growing up
Me: You seriously can't make anymore up.
Dad: I'm having a whale of a time.
Me: Really?
Dad: Yes
Carp diem!
I always say "sieze the carp" because I'm hilarious. Sent my mom the following text, letting her know I was out because it was such a nice day:
>Me: Playing disc golf.
>Mom: :). K
>Me: Figured I'd size the carp while I could.
>Mom: That's a Diem good idea
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