My teacher asked us if we knew about bodyless disease, where you're born with only a head and no body.
He said he knew a kid who had it and that every morning his mom would get him up and put him on the window sill to watch the kids playing outside. Then at the end of the day she would always carry him back into bed and he would wish that he had a body every night. One day he woke up and he had a body! He was so excited that he ran out of the house to play with the kids and immediately got hit by a car and killed.
My teacher then said "The moral of the story is: quit while you're ahead"
Groans were heard from miles away.
Today in class, we were given a work sheet and he told us that question 'L' was a real 'cute' one.
He then went on to tell us that we had to do the question before Christmas, because by then there will be 'No-el'.
Literally ten times a class we get one of these.
My calc professor of 300+ students is going over lines in 3D space. He asks the class what it is called when two lines don't intersect but aren't parallel. A guy a few rows in front of me confidently says "skew" out loud. The professor looks at him and says "bless you". The class giggled a bit and he laughed for like a minute.
Because it’s hard to differentiate between them.
Him: I had a nightmare two weeks ago.
Class: what was it about?
Him: I thought I was a wigwam(A native American tent). In my dream i had people living inside of me. It was terrify, I broke out in a cold sweat. Then a few days later i had another nightmare, but this time I was a tepee. And again had people living inside of me. So i went to the doctor and the doctor told me "I was two tents"
He remembered to add the sea.
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I said, "It's a calc class, I guess you could say curves are integral to our class."
Groans filled the room. I laughed hysterically.
I will calc U later!
i walked out of calculus and said to the teacher calc u later
I'll calc-u-later
Hey guys, I am working on a video project for AP Calc and am doing the bee move, but everytime they say bee a formula is introduced, then the next time an example. We are writing the formulas on yellow paper and writing in black sharpies because black amd yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, ahh yellow and black. Anyqay, I need space fillers on the sheets of paper, so bee puns! I need a bunch, so do your thing!
We are also dressing up in bee costumes to take pictures of the formulas amd photoshopping our teachers face onto Barry Bee Benson
I'll calc-u-later!
Calc-u-later!
See... you know it's a dad joke when the shit-eating grin spreads across your face when you come up with the joke and doesn't fade after all your children roll their eyes at you... after you tell it for the fourth time... in a row.
The guy who sits next to me in calc was staring intently at his lemonade bottle and he says, "This says it's not from concentrate. We'll see how long that lasts."
Today in Calc. class, we were going over a word problem, when the need for the area of a circle formula came up. My teacher asked us, "So, what's the formula?" to which we replied, "Pi r squared." She then remarked, "I think pies are rounded"
